VH1

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As America's supremacy falters, the cool kids take a hit, from CW's "Aliens in America" to VH1's "America's Most Smartest Model." Plus: Divorce, writers' strikes and other unpleasantness.
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HBO's "Tell Me You Love Me" dishes up whiny, unhappy people not holding hands. Plus: Why nobody (but VH1) loves Chachi.
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What does the former D&D geek on "The Pick-Up Artist" know about wooing hot women? Plus: On "Big Brother 8," America grows to hate "America's Player"!
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Pin the tail on the whoring sea donkey! From "Pussycat Dolls" to "The Agency," a new generation of aspiring hoochies is mentored by their hoochie mama hens.
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The dreams of aspiring Broadway stars and white rappers are crushed while a nation looks on, delighted! Plus: "24" gives shark jumping a good name!
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What's more painful -- the big, scary, middle-aged problems of "Huff," or the truckload of indignities dumped on ex-celebrity Tori Spelling on VH1's "So Notorious"?
Ellen, top Gun
Ellen DeGeneres' amazing performance as "Gunnar Nelson."
Bands on the run
What ever happened to Kajagoogoo, Frankie Goes to Hollywood and A Flock of Seagulls? VH1's new "Bands Reunited" tracks them down and finds out -- and it ain't pretty.
Reality rapture
Want the dimwitted fun of reality TV without wasting hours of your life watching crap? VH1's "Reality Wrap-Up" is here to save your day!
Michael Jackson scares me!
The wacked-out singer has a Halloween special that's a fright, but not the way he intended. Plus: Emeril loses 10 pounds of scary fat and, on MTV, a crazed fan is allowed to run amok, Mandy Moore style.
Sex and the single Wolfgirl
Hey teens -- you think you have it bad? Here's a girl with real problems. Also: The VH1 Fashion Awards' celeb lineup: Hillary! Zoolander! The Donald!
Behind "Behind the Music"
Is there a VH1 special in your future? Take this simple quiz and find out now!
Subway love
Gone is the stench of urine. Into its void rushes a whiff of pheromones.
Reporters who love too much
Isn't he great? The press does John McCain; Spalding on balding, death and dyeing; and Naomi Campbell throttles assistant, blames occupational, uh, stress. Plus: Songs to binge and purge to.
Rock 'n' roll will never die
Lennon and McCartney come together in VH1's reunion fantasy "Two of Us." Plus: Never mind the bollocks, he-e-e-re's Johnny (Rotten).
Greil Marcus: Real Life Rock Top 10
George gorge
Stephanopoulos: Not a journalist but plays one on TV; Boy Pitchman? He'll tumble for ya. Plus: Hillary stands by her man.
Sharps & Flats
To deny Celine Dion is to deny the culture that made her a star.
The music man
MTVi's Nicholas Butterworth says he wants the audience to do the programming.
The CBS-Viacom merger
Putting the sin back in television synergy.
Porn-lite and bland biography
MTV can't get enough sex, while VH1 keeps strip-mining rock history.
Playing the "Air Guitar"
Dave Hickey's essays on art and democracy hit a major chord

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