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"Rambo"

By Stephanie Zacharek — Fri, 25 Jan 2008 04:01:00 PST

Twenty years after we thought we'd seen the last of John Rambo, he's back and ready to take a punch.

"Rocky Balboa"

By Andrew O'Hehir — Fri, 25 Jan 2008 04:01:00 PST

Of course this movie is silly and implausible and completely over the top, but you just can't help rooting for Sylvester Stallone.

The Fix

By Scott Lamb — Fri, 25 Jan 2008 04:01:00 PST

Pam and Rock "Newlyweds of the Year." Rocky's religious marketing campaign. Plus: Snoop arrested again.

King Kaufman's Sports Daily

Fri, 25 Jan 2008 04:01:00 PST

"The Contender" is just like real boxing: It's real, but with healthy doses of fiction, and it's better as a TV show than it is as a sport.

Moby mobbed

By Amy Reiter — Fri, 25 Jan 2008 04:01:00 PST

Musician pummeled by mystery men in club brawl; Gwyneth's hot for Coldplay beau. Plus: Spock bows out, Rocky doesn't.

Punches that smart!

By Amy Reiter — Fri, 25 Jan 2008 04:01:00 PST

Lennox Lewis says "Rocky" underestimates boxers' IQ; Mills wants Sir Paul to go gray. Plus: Puffy sends best wishes to J.Lo; and anonymous star goes catty on Winona.

A model wedding?

By Amy Reiter — Fri, 25 Jan 2008 04:01:00 PST

Schiffer swaddles herself in blankets on big day; Stallone has another "S" baby; Parker Lewis takes back seat to breasts; Noah Wyle "incredibly impressed" with J. Lo!

The Harding they come, the Harding they fall

By Amy Reiter — Fri, 25 Jan 2008 04:01:00 PST

Tonya cited for drunken driving accident; Lisa Bonet grumps out of "Cosby" reunion; Rod Stewart: "I'm like a rabbit." Plus: Next chapter of Hurley-Bing; and Sharon Stone recovering.

The week in dirt

By Amy Reiter — Fri, 25 Jan 2008 04:01:00 PST

Spears topless? Never ever, proclaims the virgin. Plus: Bruce Willis talks to dead people, Janice Dickinson gets Rambo'ed and more.

Rambo and Osama won't samba

By Amy Reiter — Fri, 25 Jan 2008 04:01:00 PST

Bin Laden has nothing to fear from Stallone; Britney on virginity -- again; Mariah may sue over the T word! Plus: Minnie Driver clears up Judi Dench stench, sort of.

Is Janet Jackson supernasty?

By Amy Reiter — Fri, 25 Jan 2008 04:01:00 PST

Singer's ex says she walked all over him; scary movie: Stallone in "Rocky 6"? Plus: Kidman "flabbergasted" that tabloid published rumor!

Rambo vs. bin Laden?

By Amy Reiter — Fri, 25 Jan 2008 04:01:00 PST

Stallone considers hauling out the thong again; Julia Roberts: Pot makes me sleepy! Plus: J.Lo goes princess again; and who's got the video of Vanilla Ice and Madonna getting freaky?

"Driven"

By Andrew O'Hehir — Fri, 25 Jan 2008 04:01:00 PST

Sylvester Stallone's homoerotic car-racing actioner delivers something between "Speed Racer" and gay porn.

Model behavior

By Amy Reiter — Fri, 25 Jan 2008 04:01:00 PST

Hotheaded, potty-talking Naomi Campbell can't get a break! Plus: Tom and Drew will wed; Schwarzenegger waffles; and Sly Stallone won't put on a thong.

Blue Glow

By Joyce Millman — Fri, 25 Jan 2008 04:01:00 PST

Salon's TV picks for Monday, March 26, 2001

Streisand: Stallone's mom's butt prints are hot!

By Amy Reiter — Fri, 25 Jan 2008 04:01:00 PST

Babs thinks there's a movie in Mrs. Rocky's Rumpology; Springer wants a lordship; Bullock says her chest is where it's at; and Sigourney Weaver might sing for her food.

On the sly

By Amy Reiter — Fri, 25 Jan 2008 04:01:00 PST

Stallone is accused of sexual assault; Foxy Brown wants a lil' truce. Plus: The other gay Teletubby, Drew Barrymore's bikini wedding plans and Jacko's tardiness for best-man duties.

"Rambo: First Blood Part II"

By David Lazarus — Fri, 25 Jan 2008 04:01:00 PST

The extras elucidate eternal truths about the quintessential American hero. Meanwhile, Stallone whips ass.

How U.S. stars sell Japan to the Japanese

By Malena Watrous — Fri, 25 Jan 2008 04:01:00 PST

In the Land of the Rising Sun, Schwarzenegger sells elixir, DiCaprio does car commercials, Harrison hawks brewskis, Willis sells coffee -- and they all want to keep it a secret.

Just for the thrill of it

By Amy Reiter — Fri, 25 Jan 2008 04:01:00 PST

Halle Berry joins the Whitney "Scot-free" Houston club; James Haven happy for Angelina -- no, really.

Kiss off, Kate

By Cintra Wilson — Fri, 25 Jan 2008 04:01:00 PST

Give me a ralphing Pilgrim, a dolphin porn movie and sex-shy turtles over some reheated Broadway operetta any day.

Marketnolia

By Amy Reiter — Fri, 25 Jan 2008 04:01:00 PST

Cruise talks dirty; Posh talks trash; Garth talks funny. Plus! Rambo vs. Terminator: May the best muscles win.

And now a word from our readers

By Amy Reiter — Fri, 25 Jan 2008 04:01:00 PST

Welcome to the First Annual Nothing Personal Readers' Choice Awards! Where you dish the gossip and I go on vacation!

Y2Wrap it up!

By Amy Reiter — Fri, 25 Jan 2008 04:01:00 PST

Celebrity most likely to name body parts? To mistreat the help? To lead a secret double life? Scan that pack of pesky publicity seekers and hand out the honors!

Love, Washington style

By Amy Reiter — Fri, 25 Jan 2008 04:01:00 PST

D.C. insiders in love! Mush and spin from the other Olson twins; Portman keeps her pants on; and Michael Jackson won't stop till he gets enough ... babies.