Scott Bateman: Save us, John McCain
Scott Bateman: A brief history of the voting machine
Scott Bateman: "Atom Age Vampire," Part 2
Scott Bateman: Pierre's guide to love and politics
Scott Bateman: A different sort of naked chef
Scott Bateman: The Fox News Idiot-o-Meter
Scott Bateman: "Tobacco and the Human Body"
Scott Bateman: "Atom Age Vampire," Part 1
Scott Bateman: A visit with Miss Hobo USA
Scott Bateman: A racist Bible for horny teens
Scott Bateman: How not to be a flutist
Scott Bateman: Tom Cruise explains Scientology or something
Scott Bateman: Hungry like hell and in love with a cockroach
Scott Bateman: Variety SHAC in "Resolutions"
Scott Bateman: Actual audio from the 1963 film "A Visit to Santa"
Scott Bateman: Actual audio from "Self Preservation in an Atomic Attack"
Scott Bateman: A real song about VD
Scott Bateman: Catching a world-record permit fish
Scott Bateman: Deb Olin Unferth reads "Deb Olin Unferth"
Scott Bateman: Actual audio from the 1946 film "Despotism"
Scott Bateman: More actual dialogue from "The Hills"
Scott Bateman: Auditioning for "Flight of the Conchords"
Scott Bateman: Actual dialogue from "The Hills"
Scott Bateman: How things are in Burma
Scott Bateman: The Reggie Watts Lectures on Physics
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