Scott Bateman

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Scott Bateman: Save us, John McCain
Make the Bush tax cuts permanent! Protect our shores! Veto government spending!
Scott Bateman: A brief history of the voting machine
Get behind the freedom curtain! Make your secret ballot count!
Scott Bateman: "Atom Age Vampire," Part 2
Will Monique survive her science experiment? Is Derma 28 the cure?
Scott Bateman: Pierre's guide to love and politics
May I kiss your babies? Would you like to go on the stump? It's time to vote in the primary of love.
Scott Bateman: A different sort of naked chef
Baking with "The State's" Kevin Allison and David Wain.
Scott Bateman: The Fox News Idiot-o-Meter
William Kristol: "White women are a problem" and other indicators.
Scott Bateman: "Tobacco and the Human Body"
Smoking is bad for bunnies, risky for humans.
Scott Bateman: "Atom Age Vampire," Part 1
A stripper, a car crash and a pirate named Pierre.
Scott Bateman: A visit with Miss Hobo USA
Sign up for our new daily video podcast. First up, America's ukulele sweetheart remembers jumping trains with hobos.
Scott Bateman: A racist Bible for horny teens
Eugene Mirman reads dating advice from an actual magazine for Christian teens.
Scott Bateman: How not to be a flutist
Ali Farahnakian played the flute for the last time in the seventh grade.
Scott Bateman: Tom Cruise explains Scientology or something
An excerpt from the actor's freedom medal of valor or whatever speech thing.
Scott Bateman: Hungry like hell and in love with a cockroach
Comedian Dion Flynn finds respect for the unmashable, upside-down bug.
Scott Bateman: Variety SHAC in "Resolutions"
New Year's resolutions from the gals of Variety SHAC include "Don't kill myself" and "Become a vegan."
Scott Bateman: Actual audio from the 1963 film "A Visit to Santa"
It's just a short hop in the magic helicopter to the North Pole.
Scott Bateman: Actual audio from "Self Preservation in an Atomic Attack"
Do the wrong things and you've got a future like an ice cube in a hot toddy.
Scott Bateman: A real song about VD
Actual audio from a 1969 public service announcement.
Scott Bateman: Catching a world-record permit fish
Andrea Rosen describes a day on the bay with her brother.
Scott Bateman: Deb Olin Unferth reads "Deb Olin Unferth"
Reasons to practice the art of loving yourself.
Scott Bateman: Actual audio from the 1946 film "Despotism"
The test of despotic power is that it can disregard the will of the people. It rules without the consent of the governed.
Scott Bateman: More actual dialogue from "The Hills"
I'm on Team Heidi, but this is a decision you have to make.
Scott Bateman: Auditioning for "Flight of the Conchords"
Andrea loses a job to narcolepsy.
Scott Bateman: Actual dialogue from "The Hills"
Why are you acting so weird? Why are you not taking my calls?
Scott Bateman: How things are in Burma
"Down the Rat Hole" author Edith Mirante explains the value of cellphone cameras in a country in which media is controlled by a military regime.
Scott Bateman: The Reggie Watts Lectures on Physics
Musician and comedian Reggie Watts reinvents time.
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