McCartney denies Heather/Stella feud; Tobey takes black widow in Spidey stride; Rupert nixes gay Bond idea; "The Bachelor's" Michel whimpers about reality!
The admitted bonbon shaker complains that gays and straights are fighting over his sex life; Gwyneth Paltrow nabs ketchup prince. Plus: Hasselhoff polishes up the old résumé, and Sharon Stone sharpens her claws.
Angelina and Billy Bob prove that you can screw your brains out; what Christina Aguilera really wants. Plus: Rupert Everett -- Jolie and Thornton on line 3. They say it's urgent!
A chat with the shrink to TV's recently married moneybags; gay guys want to bed Madonna, Everett says; Renie Zellweger tattoos her caboose with whose name? Plus: Aaron Spelling is mad as hell!
Isn't he great? The press does John McCain; Spalding on balding, death and dyeing; and Naomi Campbell throttles assistant, blames occupational, uh, stress. Plus: Songs to binge and purge to.
Britain's kittens purr and hiss: Rupert on royal dysfunction, Kate on connubial bliss. And now for something just like everything else ... John Cleese develops a sitcom.
Is Jim possessed by Andy? Can a direct hit by a T-shirt cause $25,000 in damage? Is Hollywood evil? Will the Lady P end lines to the loo? Get all the answers here! Plus: Finally, you can buy a piece of Gilligan's Island!
Too many weak performances -- and no, not including Calista's -- prevent Michael Hoffman's opulent "A Midsummer Night's Dream" from being more than a mildly pleasurable exercise in ornamentation.