Tommy Lee and his not-so-hep "stress bumps"; anti-smoker Spears caught puffin' away; Merle Haggard has kidnapping blues; "Dirty Dancing" to return -- with Ricky Martin?
Beyoncé and the gals also gave up cheerleading; John Mellencamp: "What the %@&*&! was I thinking?" Was Ahnuld a bad lad? Plus: The NPXtra celebrity quotes quiz!
Britney's minister worries she's hell-bound; Ricky Martin's ex-lover rates his lovemaking; Jennifer Love Hewitt knocks breast oglers. Plus: Teletubbies slim down!
Prince Charles gets funky with his first DJ gig; Ricky Martin has a special new friend! Plus: Monica doesn't like sharing the Big Apple with the big guy, and the Village People lose a villager.
Singing at Dubya's inauguration is selling out his heritage, says the Puerto Rican singer's producer; and Simon Le Bon explains his swollen testicle. Plus: Madonna's wedding makes Scotland a material world.
Kate Winslet gives necrophilia a whirl, big bum and all; Kate Moss gets robbed -- and sad. Plus: Catherine Zeta-Jones and Michael Douglas push the tacky envelope, and Babs gets sued by an accused stalker.
The admitted bonbon shaker complains that gays and straights are fighting over his sex life; Gwyneth Paltrow nabs ketchup prince. Plus: Hasselhoff polishes up the old résumé, and Sharon Stone sharpens her claws.
Liz Hurley says meet me at the intersection of libido and epidermis; Rosie O'Donnell leaving TV for the adoption biz? Plus: Johnnie Cochran to Ms. Houston: Sorry Whit, we're not a fit.
No one understands sex like the proudest prude in adolescence; Dr. Ruth likes her fast, dangerous scooter for the purest of reasons. Plus: Billy Bob Thornton's ex-girlfriend blows the whistle on him, and Ricky Martin assures us no one blew anything.
"I can't get enough of my new body," says radically reduced comedian; Jennifer Lopez on her assets down south; Joan Collins: Give me men, lots of 'em! Plus: No "Dirty Dancing" for Ricky Martin.
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