http://dir.salon.com/topics/people/?source=rss&aim=people en-us Copyright 2007 Salon.com. Mon, 25 Aug 2008 08:08:00 PDT By Jennifer Sey Mon, 25 Aug 2008 08:08:00 PDT http://www.salon.com/sports/olympics/2008/08/25/athlete_superheroes/index.html?source=rss http://www.salon.com/sports/olympics/2008/08/25/athlete_superheroes/index.html?source=rss The outrage over Usain Bolt's chest-pounding proves that we expect athletes to be heroes -- and when they're not, we turn on them. By Barry Link Mon, 25 Aug 2008 08:08:00 PDT http://www.salon.com/people/satire/2002/09/27/trek_satire/index.html?source=rss http://www.salon.com/people/satire/2002/09/27/trek_satire/index.html?source=rss Recently discovered "Star Trek" scripts reveal Saddam-busting strategies. By Cary Tennis Mon, 25 Aug 2008 08:08:00 PDT http://www.salon.com/people/satire/2002/09/20/filthy/index.html?source=rss http://www.salon.com/people/satire/2002/09/20/filthy/index.html?source=rss Correcting the sin of omission, this company adds extra sex, nudity, profanity or extreme violence to our favorite screen gems. By Ashwini K. Chhabra Mon, 25 Aug 2008 08:08:00 PDT http://www.salon.com/people/satire/2002/09/13/cheek_jazeera/index.html?source=rss http://www.salon.com/people/satire/2002/09/13/cheek_jazeera/index.html?source=rss Al-Jazeera joins the fall season free-for-all with its own lineup of potential hit shows. By Amy Reiter Mon, 25 Aug 2008 08:08:00 PDT http://www.salon.com/people/satire/2002/08/23/barking_shaman/index.html?source=rss http://www.salon.com/people/satire/2002/08/23/barking_shaman/index.html?source=rss Come, treat yourself to a dreamy spa getaway that you will never, never, never forget. Ever. By Roger Bruhn Mon, 25 Aug 2008 08:08:00 PDT http://www.salon.com/people/satire/2002/08/09/beauty_scandals/index.html?source=rss http://www.salon.com/people/satire/2002/08/09/beauty_scandals/index.html?source=rss Beauty queens abdicate amid charges of accidental nudity and wanton naughtiness. By Kevin Baker Mon, 25 Aug 2008 08:08:00 PDT http://www.salon.com/people/satire/2002/06/28/people_almanac/index.html?source=rss http://www.salon.com/people/satire/2002/06/28/people_almanac/index.html?source=rss Pestilently fecund children's publishing synergies have spawned a squirming, mewling, instinctively sucking, obliviously pooping litter of new celebrities. Awww. Aren't they sweet! By Jennifer Foote Sweeney Mon, 25 Aug 2008 08:08:00 PDT http://www.salon.com/people/satire/2002/06/21/vows/index.html?source=rss http://www.salon.com/people/satire/2002/06/21/vows/index.html?source=rss Darcy Sowecki and Barton Winston Biggs II. By Douglas Cruickshank Mon, 25 Aug 2008 08:08:00 PDT http://www.salon.com/people/satire/2002/06/07/nico_stuff/index.html?source=rss http://www.salon.com/people/satire/2002/06/07/nico_stuff/index.html?source=rss Who needs cigarettes? Let's put nicotine where the sun don't shine! By Tom McNichol Mon, 25 Aug 2008 08:08:00 PDT http://www.salon.com/people/satire/2002/05/31/blow/index.html?source=rss http://www.salon.com/people/satire/2002/05/31/blow/index.html?source=rss It's time to set the record straight on my good friend Richard Blow, whose V-shaped torso slimmed to a slender waist around which was wrapped a simple leather belt. By Jennifer Foote Sweeney Mon, 25 Aug 2008 08:08:00 PDT http://www.salon.com/people/satire/2002/05/24/catalog/index.html?source=rss http://www.salon.com/people/satire/2002/05/24/catalog/index.html?source=rss "Breeding seed since 1997!" By Jennifer Foote Sweeney Mon, 25 Aug 2008 08:08:00 PDT http://www.salon.com/people/satire/2002/05/17/single_sex/index.html?source=rss http://www.salon.com/people/satire/2002/05/17/single_sex/index.html?source=rss The Bush administration is clearing the way for single-sex schools. Why stop there? By Chris Colin Mon, 25 Aug 2008 08:08:00 PDT http://www.salon.com/people/satire/2002/04/25/bush_satire/index.html?source=rss http://www.salon.com/people/satire/2002/04/25/bush_satire/index.html?source=rss My fellow Americans: Today I made a J-turn in a Camaro and fired many guns! Evildoers, shudder in fear! By Lucie Chevalier Mon, 25 Aug 2008 08:08:00 PDT http://www.salon.com/people/love_collision/2002/03/15/no_10/index.html?source=rss http://www.salon.com/people/love_collision/2002/03/15/no_10/index.html?source=rss An Ox, a Rat, a Pig and a Tiger, all about to climb into the same boat. Will this ark float or not? By Lucie Chevalier Mon, 25 Aug 2008 08:08:00 PDT http://www.salon.com/people/love_collision/2002/03/08/no_9/index.html?source=rss http://www.salon.com/people/love_collision/2002/03/08/no_9/index.html?source=rss A Rooster and a Tiger hit the lotto of love, but are they about to squander their jackpot? By Lucie Chevalier Mon, 25 Aug 2008 08:08:00 PDT http://www.salon.com/people/love_collision/2002/03/01/lov_col8/index.html?source=rss http://www.salon.com/people/love_collision/2002/03/01/lov_col8/index.html?source=rss A Boar from Dumbville is aching to know why his hot, hot thing is taking place in the booty-free zone. By Lucie Chevalier Mon, 25 Aug 2008 08:08:00 PDT http://www.salon.com/people/love_collision/2002/02/22/no_7/index.html?source=rss http://www.salon.com/people/love_collision/2002/02/22/no_7/index.html?source=rss She can't help lovin' that man, he can't help being so damn shiftless and sexy. What's to become of these two? By Lucie Chevalier Mon, 25 Aug 2008 08:08:00 PDT http://www.salon.com/people/love_collision/2002/02/08/no_6/index.html?source=rss http://www.salon.com/people/love_collision/2002/02/08/no_6/index.html?source=rss Two untamable steeds in an on-again, off-again affair want to know if they should get hitched and run as a team. By Lucie Chevalier Mon, 25 Aug 2008 08:08:00 PDT http://www.salon.com/people/love_collision/2002/02/01/no_5/index.html?source=rss http://www.salon.com/people/love_collision/2002/02/01/no_5/index.html?source=rss A couple with a dazzling and fiery toddler ask if they can expect familial harmony. By Lucie Chevalier Mon, 25 Aug 2008 08:08:00 PDT http://www.salon.com/people/love_collision/2002/01/25/no_4/index.html?source=rss http://www.salon.com/people/love_collision/2002/01/25/no_4/index.html?source=rss They fell for each other, married, then divorced, but their lives are still entwined. Why would the stars draw them together only to throw them violently apart? By Tom McNichol Mon, 25 Aug 2008 08:08:00 PDT http://www.salon.com/people/satire/2002/01/09/unemployed/index.html?source=rss http://www.salon.com/people/satire/2002/01/09/unemployed/index.html?source=rss The market is booming for tales of the out-of-work. By Tom McNichol Mon, 25 Aug 2008 08:08:00 PDT http://www.salon.com/people/satire/2001/12/18/obl_dvd/index.html?source=rss http://www.salon.com/people/satire/2001/12/18/obl_dvd/index.html?source=rss A high-definition version of Osama's "smoking gun" videotape offers extra footage, amusing bloopers and helpful technical information. By Merle Kessler Mon, 25 Aug 2008 08:08:00 PDT http://www.salon.com/people/satire/2001/11/07/bincoden/index.html?source=rss http://www.salon.com/people/satire/2001/11/07/bincoden/index.html?source=rss Exclusive! For men only! A diabolical coded message from the world's archvillain revealed for the first time anywhere! By Merle Kessler Mon, 25 Aug 2008 08:08:00 PDT http://www.salon.com/people/satire/2001/10/17/honey_i/index.html?source=rss http://www.salon.com/people/satire/2001/10/17/honey_i/index.html?source=rss The U.S. Army has asked Hollywood filmmakers to brainstorm terrorist scenarios. Here's one the olive drabsters will be gung-ho to greenlight. By Tom McNichol Mon, 25 Aug 2008 08:08:00 PDT http://www.salon.com/people/satire/2001/10/12/bin_laden_s_diary/index.html?source=rss http://www.salon.com/people/satire/2001/10/12/bin_laden_s_diary/index.html?source=rss The terror leader reveals his innermost thoughts on his struggle, his mother, and his favorite infidel-produced TV show.