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In which two more bodies are discovered along with an odd video hookup, and a gorilla and a nun approach Norman's house.
By Alfred Alcorn
July 30, 2001
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In which sexy Sixy joins the family, Norman goes after a file and there's a thumping in the house's nether regions.
By Alfred Alcorn
July 27, 2001
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In which Worried reveals the ugly truth about two dead bunnies and Malachy Morin talks big bucks and brass plates.
By Alfred Alcorn
July 25, 2001
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In which it's claimed that Pip was a sexual gourmet who had "curious notions as to where the sun shines."
By Alfred Alcorn
July 23, 2001
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In which Worried identifies the blond in the video, and Norman becomes both shocked and aroused during dinner.
By Alfred Alcorn
July 20, 2001
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In which we hear about Viagra, Turnera aphrodisiaca and the natural and the good not always being the same thing.
By Alfred Alcorn
July 18, 2001
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In which we learn that life is the joke of a whimsical creator, and virility more suitable to a younger man is a burden.
By Alfred Alcorn
July 16, 2001
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Salon acquires a page from Harrison Ford's diary, in which the rugged search-and-rescue hunk gets antsy.
By Chris Colin
July 13, 2001
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In which the God gene, among other things, is discussed, and there's some rather heated talk about growing a second sex organ.
By Alfred Alcorn
July 13, 2001
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In which, sadly, breaking a habit called "life" becomes a real possibility.
By Alfred Alcorn
July 11, 2001
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In which Worried is asked to bury two bodies and the animal-rights contingent gets riled up.
By Alfred Alcorn
July 9, 2001
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In which Worried sends another message and, by the way, mentions a couple of bodies in a bag.
By Alfred Alcorn
July 2, 2001
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In which Worried sends a video of a well-fleshed blond and two gentlemen indulging in intimate calisthenics.
By Alfred Alcorn
June 29, 2001
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The foot, the lies, the yellow-haired lady: Komo the Komodo tells his side of the story.
As told to King Kaufman
June 28, 2001
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In which Worried is contacted and our victims are imagined as cartoonishly Larsonesque sexual monsters.
By Alfred Alcorn
June 27, 2001
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In which two mysterious deaths are described in, ahem, detail and it's assumed that the victims were not engaged in premeditated sex.
By Alfred Alcorn
June 25, 2001
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Innovation in the adult undergarment industry has come to a shameful standstill. We intend to change that.
By Al Astor
June 22, 2001
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Mary Karr recalls an age when children seek out the very trouble their parents hope they will avoid.
By Mary Karr
May 21, 2001
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A good cow is hard to find, but the savvy eatery is on top of things. Think: McKnuckles.
By Al Astor
April 4, 2001
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Today the sports moniker game's not about identification, it's about intimidation. Just ask the Raging Drag Queens, the Syphilitic White Missionaries or the Declining Test Scores.
By Susan McCarthy
April 4, 2001
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A vast left-wing conspiracy seems hellbent on promulgating the idea that the new Leader of the Free World resembles a chimpanzee.
By Douglas Cruickshank
January 19, 2001
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One man enumerates why he believes, and why he doesn't.
By Cary Tennis
November 20, 2000
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A frustrated citizen proposes a simple, straightforward way out of the election madness.
By David Tuller
November 15, 2000
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The Sunshine State gets self-conscious as the eyes of the nation scrutinize
its counting skills.
By Chris Colin
November 8, 2000
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The voters of Missouri have resurrected Mel Carnahan. It's enough to drive his opponent to prayer.
By Carina Chocano
November 7, 2000
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