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In which the story concludes, all the loose ends (except some) are tied up in messy, peculiar fashion, and you'll never guess who reappears, though not entirely.
By Alfred Alcorn
October 10, 2001
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In which Norman packs his revolver, an ice ax and doped meat and insists, "I'm going in. It's her only chance!"
By Alfred Alcorn
October 8, 2001
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In which Diantha returns to the Eigermount, Norman follows, and his imagination starts working in feverish double time.
By Alfred Alcorn
October 5, 2001
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In which takeout Chinese is ordered, but what's delivered brings forth a veritable satyr, and a frenzy beyond passion or love.
By Alfred Alcorn
October 3, 2001
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In which Diantha returns home, gives Norman an earful about Freddie, and a merry little Christmas is had by all.
By Alfred Alcorn
October 1, 2001
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In which an FBI agent visits Norman and tells him of Freddie Bain's very checkered past.
By Alfred Alcorn
September 28, 2001
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In which Korky and Norman attend a ball, but don't dance (with each other), and Mr. Dearth tears into lawyers.
By Alfred Alcorn
September 26, 2001
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In which a preposterous domicile is visited, and lust, exquisite food and talk of good vs. evil intermingle.
By Alfred Alcorn
September 24, 2001
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In which there's an e-mail about a powerful aphrodisiac, and the moneyman behind Corny's expedition is revealed.
By Alfred Alcorn
September 21, 2001
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In which Diantha decides she wants a baby, and Elspeth becomes the life of a heavenly party.
By Alfred Alcorn
September 19, 2001
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In which suggestive lyrics cause a tempest, and Diantha seems attracted to the Green Sherpa's unsavory proprietor.
By Alfred Alcorn
September 17, 2001
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In which Bobette Spronger admits to using soy sauce and we encounter Homo academicus.
By Alfred Alcorn
September 10, 2001
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In which Korky Kummerbund reappears and remembers the clack of paws on a concrete floor.
By Alfred Alcorn
September 7, 2001
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In which it's revealed that Miss Tangent's mother has Jesus for breakfast, and Big Moe and the Crazy Russian enter the picture.
By Alfred Alcorn
September 5, 2001
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In which a fireside chat veers toward aphrodisiacs, and Diantha gets saucy and confessional.
By Alfred Alcorn
August 31, 2001
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In which a food review seems to be evidence of a kidnap case and a sick, deranged mind.
By Alfred Alcorn
August 29, 2001
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In which we learn about the principle of undue temptation and the parasites that feed on society's vulnerabilities.
By Alfred Alcorn
August 27, 2001
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In which the kingdom of grinning death is found to be a very suspicious polling place.
By Alfred Alcorn
August 24, 2001
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In which the Corny Chard videotape turns out be the dinner show -- from the heart of darkness.
By Alfred Alcorn
August 22, 2001
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In which there's a report of "a blockbuster aphrodisiac," and Sixpack is caught doing the wild thing with Candy Dolores.
By Alfred Alcorn
August 20, 2001
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In which the curriculum vitae of Ms. Celeste Tangent reveals some unusual work experience.
By Alfred Alcorn
August 10, 2001
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In which Norman watches the video sent by Corny Chard. Since when do cooking shows feature chain saws?
By Alfred Alcorn
August 8, 2001
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In which a mysterious videotape arrives from the upper Orinoco, home of the last cannibals, and some bone mold is inspected.
By Alfred Alcorn
August 6, 2001
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In which the Subcommittee on Appropriateness hears testimony regarding an inexplicable impulse to have sex in a storage closet.
By Alfred Alcorn
August 3, 2001
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In which there's a managerial inspection of the erotic Ms. Tangent, and Norman suspects he's seen Dr. Penrood's back on video.
By Alfred Alcorn
August 1, 2001
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