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The outrage over Usain Bolt's chest-pounding proves that we expect athletes to be heroes -- and when they're not, we turn on them.
By Jennifer Sey
August 25, 2008
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Recently discovered "Star Trek" scripts reveal Saddam-busting strategies.
By Barry Link
September 27, 2002
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Correcting the sin of omission, this company adds extra sex, nudity, profanity or extreme violence to our favorite screen gems.
By Cary Tennis
September 20, 2002
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Al-Jazeera joins the fall season free-for-all with its own lineup of potential hit shows.
By Ashwini K. Chhabra
September 13, 2002
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Come, treat yourself to a dreamy spa getaway that you will never, never, never forget. Ever.
By Amy Reiter
August 23, 2002
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Beauty queens abdicate amid charges of accidental nudity and wanton naughtiness.
By Roger Bruhn
August 9, 2002
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Pestilently fecund children's publishing synergies have spawned a squirming, mewling, instinctively sucking, obliviously pooping litter of new celebrities. Awww. Aren't they sweet!
By Kevin Baker
June 28, 2002
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Darcy Sowecki and Barton Winston Biggs II.
By Jennifer Foote Sweeney
June 21, 2002
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Who needs cigarettes? Let's put nicotine where the sun don't shine!
By Douglas Cruickshank
June 7, 2002
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It's time to set the record straight on my good friend Richard Blow, whose V-shaped torso slimmed to a slender waist around which was wrapped a simple leather belt.
By Tom McNichol
May 31, 2002
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"Breeding seed since 1997!"
By Jennifer Foote Sweeney
May 24, 2002
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The Bush administration is clearing the way for single-sex schools. Why stop there?
By Jennifer Foote Sweeney
May 17, 2002
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My fellow Americans: Today I made a J-turn in a Camaro and fired many guns! Evildoers, shudder in fear!
By Chris Colin
April 25, 2002
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An Ox, a Rat, a Pig and a Tiger, all about to climb into the same boat. Will this ark float or not?
By Lucie Chevalier
March 15, 2002
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A Rooster and a Tiger hit the lotto of love, but are they about to squander their jackpot?
By Lucie Chevalier
March 8, 2002
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A Boar from Dumbville is aching to know why his hot, hot thing is taking place in the booty-free zone.
By Lucie Chevalier
March 1, 2002
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She can't help lovin' that man, he can't help being so damn shiftless and sexy. What's to become of these two?
By Lucie Chevalier
February 22, 2002
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Two untamable steeds in an on-again, off-again affair want to know if they should get hitched and run as a team.
By Lucie Chevalier
February 8, 2002
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A couple with a dazzling and fiery toddler ask if they can expect familial harmony.
By Lucie Chevalier
February 1, 2002
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They fell for each other, married, then divorced, but their lives are still entwined. Why would the stars draw them together only to throw them violently apart?
By Lucie Chevalier
January 25, 2002
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The market is booming for tales of the out-of-work.
By Tom McNichol
January 9, 2002
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A high-definition version of Osama's "smoking gun" videotape offers extra footage, amusing bloopers and helpful technical information.
By Tom McNichol
December 18, 2001
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Exclusive! For men only! A diabolical coded message from the world's archvillain revealed for the first time anywhere!
By Merle Kessler
November 7, 2001
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The U.S. Army has asked Hollywood filmmakers to brainstorm terrorist scenarios. Here's one the olive drabsters will be gung-ho to greenlight.
By Merle Kessler
October 17, 2001
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The terror leader reveals his innermost thoughts on his struggle, his mother, and his favorite infidel-produced TV show.
By Tom McNichol
October 12, 2001
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