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The fall of man
For ages, impotent men cowered in shame and submitted their penises to terrible remedies. Yet in time, a new cultural history shows, relief would arise for their private misfortunes.
By Laura Miller May 21, 2007
Do loose chicks sink dicks?
College men offered sex on a plate are reportedly having trouble getting hard. Do men really need to chase women down to get it up?
By Rebecca Traister May 11, 2006
A large penis is the best defense
A Canadian man fends off rape charges with help from his massive member.
Rebecca Traister Nov 1, 2005
Meet the spam Nazi
What does a former white-power activist do after being drummed out of the movement? He turns to peddling penis-enlargement pills.
By Brian McWilliams Jul 29, 2003
The Penis Papers, Part 5
"Look at that thing!" laughed my black classmates.
By Terence Clarke May 19, 2003
The Penis Papers, Part 4
With all these virile guys telling us about Viagra, you get to be proud of the fact you can't get it up! Ain't life grand?
By Terence Clarke May 16, 2003
The Penis Papers, Part 3
She loved my "little Timmy" -- but when I tried to end the affair with my biggest client, I got shafted.
By Terence Clarke May 15, 2003
The Penis Papers, Part 2
When he's at the wheel of his limousine, it's all about listening to his female passengers. But later, in bed with them, his phallus is the engine.
By Terence Clarke May 14, 2003
The Penis Papers
Men talk intimately, humorously and with great honesty about their most private part.
By Terence Clarke May 13, 2003
Make room for daddy
Why do men sit on subways with their legs splayed like Suzanne Somers' in a Thighmaster ad? Is their precious package more important than our comfort?
By Charles Taylor Sep 23, 2002
Does size matter?
How do you know when it's over, how do you know if you are big enough for her and what should you do if your sister's husband wants to have sex with you?
By Cary Tennis Apr 9, 2002
The secret history of Mr. Happy
"A Mind of Its Own" author David M. Friedman chats about the long, uncut history of the penis.
By David Bowman Dec 12, 2001
Something up his sleeve
A teenager fries his penis and gets a new one -- on his arm.
By Chris Colin Sep 11, 2001
An ode to the erection
I sing, for my daughter, of shanks and shafts and the endearing contrast between the mind's affairs and the body's undiscriminating inclinations.
By Adrian Blevins Jul 4, 2001
Sex slave
My husband's prostate problem means that our lovemaking is, unfortunately, all about me.
By Karen Propp May 7, 2001
Show me yours
The curator of the world's only penis museum is a bit sensitive about some issues.
By Josh Schonwald Mar 27, 2001
Aroused by fresh pancakes
A frying pan, an ardent lover and a kitchen in Mordvinia: Love hurts!
By Jack Boulware Mar 5, 2001
You pussy!
If ever there was a word in need of rehab, it is this feline expletive reserved for wimps.
By Margot Magowan Feb 28, 2001
Johnson jug
The Museum of London acquires a penis-shaped cup for its collection of 18th century pornographic objects.
By Jack Boulware Feb 20, 2001
The long and short of it
A survey suggests that American men may lag behind their Brazilian brothers in penis length.
By Jack Boulware Jan 25, 2001
Is that for an airplane, or are you just glad to see me?
Taiwanese men hope to enter the Guinness record book by hauling a 747 with their penises.
By Jack Boulware Jan 12, 2001
Whose is bigger?
A Romanian man has a wheel bearing removed from his penis.
By Jack Boulware Oct 3, 2000
Sexy penises
The circumcision decision could affect a baby's future sex life.
By Hank Hyena Sep 11, 2000
Oy vay, the mohel missed!
After a ritual circumcision goes awry, the infant's penis is reattached during eight hours of surgery.
By Jack Boulware Aug 24, 2000
Cop flashes penis
Asked by a teenage girl to take a picture of a rock group, a police officer shoots a more shocking photo.
By Jack Boulware Aug 18, 2000
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