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Sex tapes and outings and schlubs, oh my!
Celebrate the year in sexual intrigue, as D-list celebs spread it for the cameras, Hollywood avoids smushmortions, and Hitler's mommy gets laid.
The year in celebrity scandal
From attention-seeking celebrities to roving nut jobs with automatic weapons to the self-deluded editors of mean-spirited gossip rags, this is the year that media-savvy lunatics took over the asylum.
Roundup: Mom blaming, virtual sex-ed and more
Including: India's magazine for working girls.
Impressions of Paris' last night in jail
Deranged fans, enraged protesters and garden-variety rubbernecks converge for one big release.
Don't run, Al. Don't!
The self-defeating Draft Al campaign is just the tip of the Democrats' woes. Plus: Paris and Lindsay's mommy problems, and the heyday of Hollywood pizazz.
America without makeup
Looking at Paris Hilton, seeing George W. Bush.
Paris isn't free -- and neither are we
Paris Hilton's strange celebrity hits a new nadir after Friday's chaotic perp walk. Will we ever be free from her now?
We'll always hate Paris
The public outrage over Paris Hilton's early release from her L.A. prison cell may be justified -- but why are we expending so much energy protesting the antics of a spoiled media whore?
Girls gone wild, again!
Britney Spears isn't wearing underwear and Lindsay Lohan's taking pole-dancing lessons. Will our children survive?
Paris: F-bombs, n-bombs and a "public school bitch"
Another infamous Paris Hilton video emerges, with enough to enrage just about everyone.
The Fix
Federline not ready to settle? Brandy hit with wrongful-death suit. Plus: Paris sues to block exposure.
The Fix
On Paris' peculiarly droopy eyelid. Oprah tops rich women list. Plus: Alec Baldwin mulls online dating.
NBA sheds a sweet light
The Hanukkah gift that keeps giving.
The Fix
Drugged-out Nicole Richie arrested for freeway antics. Britney snapped smooching new man. Plus: Paris on Spears' "partying ethics."
So long, Paris
For years we've been paralyzed in the tractor beam of her brainless celebrity. Now it's time to kiss the creepy dollie goodbye.
What else we're reading
Gay rights in South Africa, rape-prevention tips from the U.K., collective bargaining in Bangalore and more.
Paris and Nicole: They really are puppets!
The dimmest bulbs in all of tabloid land decide what to wear for Halloween.
Don't worry, be happy
Want a baby through IVF? Better learn to control your feelings.
The Fix
Paris punched in the face? Madonna adopts a boy? Plus: "The Daily Show" is "as substantive as network news."
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Anna Nicole Smith's baby daddy revealed. Paris charged in DUI. Plus: The shocking Screech sex tape.
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No answers for Anna Nicole. Diaz nearly run down. Plus: Paris finally admits, "I'm not, like, that smart."
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Britney in labor? Paris denies DUI. Plus: Martha's management tips for Trump.
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Paris gets arrested. Clinton gets fired up about ABC's 9/11 show. Plus: Bob Dylan, king of the charts!
Tara and feathered
The ritual humiliation of the falling B-list star.
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Redstone "as nutty as Cruise"? Springsteen and Scialfa "on the rocks"? Plus: Did Paris really hack into Lindsay's BlackBerry?
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