Ozzy Osbourne

Page 1 of 2 oldest ⇒
King Kaufman's Sports Daily
Only in the NFL: The Rolling Stones open for Michelle Branch, Ozzy sings a duet with a CEO and, oh yeah, the Patriots just keep on winning. Plus: Week 1 picks.
The Fix
Did the Kennedys have a "thrill-seeking gene"? What were Antonin Scalia and Peter Jennings chatting about, eh? Plus: Eminem plans to go all soft and mushy on us!
The Fix
Rudy Giuliani is a work of art, Lucy Liu is getting dates again and the latest in reality shows: It's all about making meatballs!
Pepsi's sticky race war
Ozzy Osbourne vs. Ludacris! Bill O'Reilly vs. Russell Simmons! Beneath the goofy grudge match over those Pepsi TV ads lies some real racial hypocrisy.
TV's queen bitch
Joan Rivers is unbelievably vile and crude -- she and daughter Melissa must get their own reality show! Plus: Kelly Osbourne gives a clinic on dealing with Dad.
Jilted by J.Lo
Ralph Fiennes toyed with and thrown aside on "Maid" set? Estella Warren loves being a hottie; Ozzy and Pat Boone, together at last. Plus: World's wackiest Diana Ross police videos!
Stardom hasn't spoiled "The Osbournes"
America's fave TV family is back -- and ready to prove they can survive George W. Bush, Greta Van Susteren and whatever other horrors fate may bring them.
Who are you?
Townshend: I was just embracing my feminine side; Dolly's pair of horses; Vin & Nicole? You've got to be Kidman! Plus: Ringwald bids adieu to hubby.
She depends on Mike
Zeta-Jones pooh-poohs diaper slam about her old man; brew-ha-ha for beery Courtney and David; Sharon has Depp thoughts about Ozzy biopic.
That's just goofy!
We don't do it on the rides, says Romijn-Stamos; night terrifies Prince of Darkness; Nick Carter hunts aliens. Plus: Bond-age Barbie.
Ahnuld talks future
Schwarzenegger says he wants to serve; what Will Smith learned from Bill Clinton. Plus: Playboy's photog on the calls he gets!
Britney wears a bullet bra, baby!
Spears sports heavy artillery in "Goldmember"; Carmen Electra: Clean feet get her hot. Plus: Jacko gets weepy over MIB in Paree!
The Madman and me
Ozzy and I crossed paths on the worst day of my life. Boy, am I grateful.
He gives and he gives
Michael Jackson donates his stinky gloves to charity; Sharon Osbourne embarrasses Ozzy; and Bono denies hair transplant rumor.
Who will save David Hasselhoff?
Former "Baywatch" hunk dries himself out; Ozzy admires the queen. Plus: Is Pamela Anderson preggers again?
They won't be his neighbor
Dartmouth brats complain about Mr. Rogers; Warwick plays dumb after cops find joints; KISS releases toilet water; Wonder Twins coming to theaters!
Delusion of a clown
J.Lo stands by hair disaster, teaches life lesson; Russell's in hot water again; Bing flips about floss. Plus: Nugent and Osbourne do battle; and Lucas lets down his geeks.
The week in dirt
Paul McCartney aka "Lord Jock of Dundee"? Plus: Anna Kournikova's faked nude pics, Ozzy Osbourne's scratched balls, Mike Tyson's lousy sex life and more.
There's no reality like Ozzy's reality
Osbourne misses cameras, disses other rockers; Gere slums it in -- gasp! -- his own ratty threads. Plus: Celine sniffles about skinniness; and the Jolie-Thorntons cleared to bring home baby.
Tobey and the glorified leotard
Maguire tells of restricted Spidey bathroom breaks; Devo admits to subliminal messages. Plus: Ozzy and fam in Ripa love fest; Hurley's financial instincts unmolested by motherhood!
Herman Munster, rock god
In MTV's smash hit "The Osbournes," George W.'s favorite Satan-worshiping metal maniac is just a frazzled, law-abiding dad.
No rest for the creepy
Hurley hounded by stalker on day of son's birth; Billy Bob gets feisty about immigration trouble; Ozzy Osbourne gets White House invite; Lewinsky "not so dumb," says Lewinsky.
The week in dirt
Pick up the phone, it's Tom Cruise. Plus: The latest on Christina Aguilera, Ozzy Osbourne, Ellen DeGeneres and more.
By any means necessary
Ellen wants kids; Monica's tired of starring in dirty jokes; Dustin Hoffman praises Susan Sarandon's breasts. Plus: Garfield's coming to the big screen; Ozzy Osbourne, family man.
When music hurts
Don Henley sued for maraca attack; David Hasselhoff gets bitchy. Plus: Anne Heche eating for two?
Page 1 of 2  oldest ⇒

Daily Newsletter

Get Salon in your mailbox!