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Anyone got a remedy for pain?
By Berkeley Breathed
May 18, 2008
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Mom, there's nothing wrong with my nose!
By Berkeley Breathed
May 11, 2008
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Why would strong women make you anxious?
By Berkeley Breathed
May 4, 2008
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Is Obama a black man with a white mom, or a white man with a black dad?
By Berkeley Breathed
April 27, 2008
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Women are hysterical? I denounce and renounce you!
By Berkeley Breathed
April 20, 2008
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Watch more TV and find out how sick you really are!
By Berkeley Breathed
April 13, 2008
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Let the anxiety competition begin!
By Berkeley Breathed
April 6, 2008
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It's the season of fakers, flimflammers, phonies.
By Berkeley Breathed
March 30, 2008
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Life's little lobbyist for growth.
By Berkeley Breathed
March 23, 2008
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Once you can fake sincerity, you've got it made.
By Berkeley Breathed
March 16, 2008
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Santa Claus -- or a politician in election year?
By Berkeley Breathed
March 9, 2008
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My name is Opus and I am a junkie.
By Berkeley Breathed
March 2, 2008
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In war, ya gotta stay perky.
By Berkeley Breathed
February 24, 2008
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"Guitar Hero" claims another victim!
By Berkeley Breathed
February 17, 2008
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Please. Call me Punkin' Butt.
By Berkeley Breathed
February 10, 2008
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Payback for pollsters and the rabid, slobbering media.
By Berkeley Breathed
February 3, 2008
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Foolish worries about technology's effect on humanity.
By Berkeley Breathed
January 27, 2008
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Pathetic, edible earthlings, surrender now!
By Berkeley Breathed
January 20, 2008
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I call upon America to cease hanging her imperfect sons out to dry!
By Berkeley Breathed
January 13, 2008
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OK, so you believe in God. What about walrus angels?
By Berkeley Breathed
January 6, 2008
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Lighting the way to literary salvation.
By Berkeley Breathed
December 30, 2007
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Santa's jig is up.
By Berkeley Breathed
December 23, 2007
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First it was Christmas, now they're waging war on the American language!
By Berkeley Breathed
December 16, 2007
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Is this what liberalism has wrought?
By Berkeley Breathed
December 9, 2007
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We're building snowbabes while the polar ice caps are melting!
By Berkeley Breathed
December 2, 2007