Opus by Berkeley Breathed

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    Anyone got a remedy for pain?
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    Mom, there's nothing wrong with my nose!
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    Why would strong women make you anxious?
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    Is Obama a black man with a white mom, or a white man with a black dad?
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    Women are hysterical? I denounce and renounce you!
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    Watch more TV and find out how sick you really are!
  • Opus

    Let the anxiety competition begin!
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    It's the season of fakers, flimflammers, phonies.
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    Life's little lobbyist for growth.
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    Once you can fake sincerity, you've got it made.
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    Santa Claus -- or a politician in election year?
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    My name is Opus and I am a junkie.
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    In war, ya gotta stay perky.
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    "Guitar Hero" claims another victim!
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    Please. Call me Punkin' Butt.
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    Payback for pollsters and the rabid, slobbering media.
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    Foolish worries about technology's effect on humanity.
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    Pathetic, edible earthlings, surrender now!
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    I call upon America to cease hanging her imperfect sons out to dry!
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    OK, so you believe in God. What about walrus angels?
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    Lighting the way to literary salvation.
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    Santa's jig is up.
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    First it was Christmas, now they're waging war on the American language!
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    Is this what liberalism has wrought?
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    We're building snowbabes while the polar ice caps are melting!
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