Christina nixes hotness of 'N Sync heartthrob; J.Lo's just a workin' gal (yawn); trapped in the jury box with Carmen Electra. Plus: Ed Burns, the Earl Anthony of our age?
J.Lo's buttocks: Priceless! Meanwhile, Kylie's rear busts Justin's love meter; Sophie Dahl declares a fatwa against Salman Rushdie. Plus: Is Fred Durst that dumb? We're in agreeance!
And cute little shrimpies, too! J.R. Ewing mocks the fellow Texan in the White House; Kurt and Goldie, still flower children. Plus: Lyle Lovett willing to forgive, forget.
Pop princess denies snorting coke in loo. And she wasn't drunk either! Eminem madly peels dead presidents for his bro's b-day. Plus: "Joe" reject sez no Lewinsky with Evan.
Yeah, that was Puck being lewd, crude and rude at Sundance -- just imagine! Dave Chappelle's smoothest night moves. Plus: Kevin Spacey and Elton John? Russell Crowe and Chrissie Hynde? Yep and yep.
Former veep canoodles with celebs at Sundance; Jerry Springer to trade chair throwing for a Senate seat? Plus: Nicole spotted snogging amid the sushi; J.Lo to be unhitched.
Rocker Durst is "like WHOA!!" over pop goddess; Sandra Bullock showers Hugh Grant with condoms -- and chocolates. Plus: Don't, repeat, do not claim you slept with Tom Cruise (unless it's true).
For Jennifer, does "Friends" come before family? Justin is Kelly Osbourne's knight in shining armor. Plus: It's hobbits vs. humans in the Great Shaving Cream War.
Ralph Fiennes toyed with and thrown aside on "Maid" set? Estella Warren loves being a hottie; Ozzy and Pat Boone, together at last. Plus: World's wackiest Diana Ross police videos!
Slim Shady turns Seventh Avenue style maven; can Lisa Marie fill Dad's blue suede shoes? Plus: "The Bachelorette" is heartbroken! And Liza washn't shloshed, sherioushly.