Mariah sings the blues about her love life; John C. Reilly's a
major fem fan; Julianne Moore finally settles down with her babies'
pop. Plus: Brooke's pretty baby?
Note to paper of record: That wasn't Tom Hanks onstage with
Phish; Dr. Melfi loves dropping towel; Maximus returnus? Plus: Eminem pleads, Don't love me to death!
Timberlake finally spills about Britney: She cheated on me; Julianne Moore likes it better with women; Pam Anderson thumps Bible. Plus: Rowling outdoes Material Girl.
But now what's in store for the stars? You tell us. Make your
nominations for the Fourth Annual Nothing Personal Readers'
Choice Awards. Who's going to bust up like Billy Bob and Angelina,
parent like Jacko and wig out like Russell?
Christina seeks perfect role for her screen debut; ex-Bond can't face another martini; it's bewitching Nicole, by a nose. Plus: Bullock and the Bachelor.
Tarantula attacks arachnid-loving Jacko (or so he says); shower play for David and Courteney Cox Arquette.Plus: Angelina Jolie in talks to play the original Deep Throat.
Whitney and Bobby are hooked on everything; Van Damme talks about his cracked nuts. Plus: The return of Chuck Woolery -- he'll be back in two minutes, and two seconds.
Nick Cage and Lisa Marie not the only couple calling it
quits; kids' barf worse than bite for Frazier's Niles; J.Lo sends a
naked Ben to the showers. Plus: Fabio faux ever!
Sopranos' Ralphie: Why'd they pair me with Janice in that sex-toy scene? Reese "what a loser" Witherspoon turns to cinammon rolls. Plus: Old flame bounces back to court with Jordan.
