Nancy Chan

Write a poem. Get the girl Write a poem. Get the girl

The real message of Poetry Month has nothing to do with rereading Eliot or Wordsworth. It's all about winning the favor of women.
  • Survival sex

    Three of my regulars from Jeannie's Dream Dates had given me their cards. I decided to call them. Last in a series.
  • My first trick

    I was so new to the game, I had no idea that 14-year-olds could charge more than 19-year-olds. Seventh in a series.
  • The loneliness of a longtime working girl

    How could I explain myself to my boyfriend, or to naive Allie -- who had never really paid her dues? Sixth in a series.
  • Last-minute orgasm

    Time flies when you're being hustled by a veteran john. Fourth in a series.
  • Call-girl I.D.

    Using different names makes remembering johns even easier, but it can get you into trouble at a cocktail party. Third in a series.
  • Every girl has a favorite

    Jack seemed like the perfect client, until we started getting those creepy phone calls. Second in a series.
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    Author and working girl Tracy Quan explains why you should subscribe to Salon Premium.
  • Ménage à quoi?

    When two girls are doing one guy, it's hard to keep the signals straight.
  • An activist hooker speaks out on safe sex

    The scourge of AIDS has made many people think more than ever before about protecting themselves.
  • Bachelor No. 1

    Perhaps I could learn a thing or two about women from Matthew McConaughey. Nah.
  • Letting it all leak out

    Betsey Johnson's left breast disappears under veil of secrecy, NP leaks the story. Plus: Real-life Erin Brockovich extorted by scumbag exes; and Amy Irving ponders significance of oyster predilection
  • Last chance

    I've settled on a program of crying to Barry, waiting for Randy and avoiding Matt. But things don't go quite as planned ...
  • Sacrificial boyfriend

    Sometimes awful, selfish, hurtful lying is the nicest thing a girl can do.
  • Resistance is futile

    He has two moms, I have a suspicious boyfriend and there are years between us. But I can't say no.
  • Family matters

    Traveling across the country just ends up making the world smaller -- turns out I hadn't even begun getting to the bottom of Anabel.
  • Small world after all

    Nothing could have prepared me for this.
  • Convention detention

    Pushed and pulled at the call girl convention, I barely had a moment to think about Randy's message.
  • Fates collide

    It's hard to maintain a web of deceit in a small town like New York.
  • Location, location, location

    Allison entreats me to find my G-spot and Jasmine discovers David's big secret.
  • Media circus

    After a tense moment in our underwear, Jasmine, Allison and I crowd around for April's talk show debut.
  • The other cheek

    Matt grants me my bed rest; Allison waxes New Age.
  • Out of order

    It's hard talking to a wire-wearing snitch, especially when my crotch is on fire.
  • Occupational hazard

    Hot wax and bad news don't mix.
  • I fought the law

    First Randy's tender touch, then the lawyer's lawyerly one: Things are getting complicated.
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