The real message of Poetry Month has nothing to do with rereading Eliot or Wordsworth. It's all about winning the favor of women.
By Garrison Keillor Apr 15, 2009
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Three of my regulars from Jeannie's Dream Dates had given me their cards. I decided to call them. Last in a series.
By Tracy Quan
August 2, 2001
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I was so new to the game, I had no idea that 14-year-olds could charge more than 19-year-olds. Seventh in a series.
By Tracy Quan
July 30, 2001
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How could I explain myself to my boyfriend, or to naive Allie -- who had never really paid her dues? Sixth in a series.
By Tracy Quan
July 26, 2001
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Time flies when you're being hustled by a veteran john. Fourth in a series.
By Tracy Quan
July 19, 2001
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Using different names makes remembering johns even easier, but it can get you into trouble at a cocktail party. Third in a series.
By Tracy Quan
July 16, 2001
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Jack seemed like the perfect client, until we started getting those creepy phone calls.
Second in a series.
By Tracy Quan
July 13, 2001
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Author and working girl Tracy Quan explains why you should subscribe to Salon Premium.
July 13, 2001
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When two girls are doing one guy, it's hard to keep the signals straight.
By Tracy Quan
July 9, 2001
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The scourge of AIDS has made many people think more than ever before about protecting themselves.
By Tracy Quan
July 24, 2000
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Perhaps I could learn a thing or two about women from Matthew McConaughey. Nah.
By David Goodman
May 19, 2000
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Betsey Johnson's left breast disappears under veil of secrecy, NP leaks the story. Plus: Real-life Erin Brockovich extorted by scumbag exes; and Amy Irving ponders significance of oyster predilection
By Amy Reiter
May 1, 2000
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I've settled on a program of crying to Barry, waiting for Randy and avoiding Matt. But things don't go quite as planned ...
By Tracy Quan
January 31, 2000
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Sometimes awful, selfish, hurtful lying is the nicest thing a girl can do.
By Tracy Quan
January 27, 2000
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He has two moms, I have a suspicious boyfriend and there are years between us. But I can't say no.
By Tracy Quan
January 24, 2000
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Traveling across the country just ends up making the world smaller -- turns out I hadn't even begun getting to the bottom of Anabel.
By Tracy Quan
January 20, 2000
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Nothing could have prepared me for this.
By Tracy Quan
January 13, 2000
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Pushed and pulled at the call girl convention, I barely had a moment to think about Randy's message.
By Tracy Quan
January 10, 2000
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It's hard to maintain a web of deceit in a small town like New York.
By Tracy Quan
January 6, 2000
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Allison entreats me to find my G-spot and Jasmine discovers David's big secret.
By Tracy Quan
December 23, 1999
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After a tense moment in our underwear, Jasmine, Allison and I crowd
around for April's talk show debut.
By Tracy Quan
December 20, 1999
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Matt grants me my bed rest; Allison waxes New Age.
By Tracy Quan
December 16, 1999
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It's hard talking to a wire-wearing snitch, especially when my crotch is on fire.
By Tracy Quan
December 13, 1999
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Hot wax and bad news don't mix.
By Tracy Quan
December 9, 1999
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First Randy's tender touch, then the lawyer's lawyerly one: Things are getting complicated.
By Tracy Quan
December 6, 1999