Mr. Blue

  • Garrison Keillor feels your pain

    Salon's former Mr. Blue talks about his new novel, the old New Yorker, romantic regrets, broken dreams, and this crazy thing called life.
  • Every dog has his day

    Mr. Blue takes his own advice and bids adieu.
  • Dear Mr. Blue

    Our intrepid advice columnist prepares for open-heart surgery.
  • Late starter

    After years of obesity I lost 100 pounds, but women can still smell my inexperience and lack of confidence. I'm about to give up hope!
  • Hold your tongue!

    My otherwise wonderful boyfriend is a lousy kisser, all sticky, sloppy, needy and undisciplined. Ick!
  • Don't talk dirty to me

    Why can my 50-year-old boyfriend only speak about sex like a 12-year-old?
  • Solo blues

    Now that my friends are married, they seem to be allergic to socializing with an unmarried woman.
  • Kiss of death

    Out of nowhere, my dear friend kissed me and declared his devotion. I swear I wasn't flirting!
  • Nouveau annoying

    My longtime friend married an older wealthy man and seems to have forgotten that not everyone makes six figures. Sometimes she's so insensitive I want to strangle her!
  • If these walls could talk

    I made a joke about my transgendered co-worker's looks, and I'm afraid she overheard me. I should probably fess up and apologize, but what if she didn't hear me?
  • What's religion got to do with it?

    After having sex the other night, my girlfriend asked me if I'd like to say a prayer. What if she comes out to me as a born-again?
  • Bad behavior

    My roommate spits on the floor and farts regularly, no matter who's present. Is there any delicate way to address this sensitive topic?
  • What's a guy to do?

    Snooping on my girlfriend's computer, I found a message in which she described herself as a "fun-loving lesbian." That's news to me!
  • Doing the right thing

    So I resisted the affair with the teeth-achingly beautiful young woman. Now I'm miserable!
  • Long-distance love

    I thought the Boyfriend away in graduate school was It, but then along came the Other Man, who lives right here.
  • Solo sex

    He insists on pleasuring himself before he sees me, so when we get together it's like trying to stuff a marshmallow in a piggy bank.
  • We were closer than lovers

    Getting dumped by my best friend was harder than any relationship breakup I've been through. And she claims it's because she fell in love with me!
  • Time out

    Mr. Blue will be back April 24. Stay tuned.
  • Out of the past

    The man I'm falling for is resisting getting tested even though he has slept with junkies. Am I being too judgmental?
  • Postpartum pissed

    I can't forgive my wife for screaming at me and kicking me during labor. I hate her!
  • Final offer

    I'm a Christian, she's a follower of Ayn Rand. She's threatening to leave me if I continue to pursue the ministry. Is there any chance for us?
  • Hey, look at me!

    I'm tired of playing second fiddle to my beautiful best friend who has a body like a Playboy bunny.
  • Lifeline

    My friend is too dependent on me and I can't get her to seek help for her violent mood swings. What to do?
  • Living a lie

    After 20 years of marriage my wife still thinks I graduated from Harvard, and I never even finished school. How can I tell her the truth now?
  • My boyfriend reminds me of my mother

    He's trustworthy, loving and completely dedicated to me, but lately my carnal feelings have been directed elsewhere.
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