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I could play Radiohead on the guitar. He spoke fluent Spanish. Guess who got the girl.
June 25, 2003
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If you realize that you've already hooked up with your blind date's friend -- in your blind date's apartment, no less -- do you 'fess up?
June 18, 2003
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That's what we told each other. Two nights later, with the A.C. on full-blast, we were voraciously coupling in every way imaginable.
June 11, 2003
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We jumped straight into serious rutting, the kind that makes you forget your own name. And sometimes, your judgment.
June 5, 2003
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It was 1979. I was a long-haired Robert Plant wannabe; she was a wrong-side-of-the-tracks brunette with hippie sensibilities. All I wanted to do was score.
May 28, 2003
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She was blond, cute, smart and interested. So what went wrong?
May 21, 2003
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We talked for a minimum of 10 hours a day, every day, for years. He was still a virgin when we finally met.
May 14, 2003
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She was beautiful, sexy and intelligent. Perfect, really, except for that whole cult thing.
May 7, 2003
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On orders from my shrink, I posted a personal ad. Now I really need therapy.
By Stephen F. Milioti
April 30, 2003
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The men are deeper, and the sex can be sweet as well as hot. But dating at
41 is no less exquisitely confusing than it is at 21.
By Virginia Vitzthum
April 29, 2003
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I was a gay woman, he was a gay man. We tried. We really, really tried.
April 23, 2003
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I spent 24 hours with him stark naked, doing my best. My best wasn't good enough.
April 16, 2003
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It was a one-night stand -- until my shrink told me to follow the guy cross-country.
April 9, 2003
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I just love men with prominent noses and liberal attitudes.
April 2, 2003
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He talked about his hair, his one girlfriend who went on to marry a creep, his hair, his painting and plastering career, his hair, journeying to Graceland and, lest we forget, his hair.
March 19, 2003
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She'd said she was a cheerleader, but she looked more like a football.
March 13, 2003
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Match made in heaven, or match made in hell? Salon wants to know.
March 13, 2003
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I had to break up with him five times -- once for each of his personalities.
March 5, 2003
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Online he dazzled me with his mastery of biblical history. But over dinner, he pressed me to sleep with him no fewer than a dozen times, once for each apostle.
February 26, 2003
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We made a routine of waking up, making love like jungle monkeys, pausing for me to call in sick to work, and then back to the monkey sex.
February 19, 2003
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Forget compulsory, greeting-card romance. This year write your own love story.
By Charles Taylor
February 14, 2003
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We fell in love, he went into the military, now I have someone new. Should I tell him? Plus: A call for readers to share their war stories.
By Cary Tennis
February 14, 2003
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I told him I don't eat fish and I don't drink. He took me to a seafood restaurant and brought along three bottles of wine.
February 10, 2003
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He thought honest feedback would help him score. It didn't.
February 3, 2003
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Salon columnist Carina Chocano talks about her new book, "Do You Love Me, or Am I Just Paranoid?"
By Heather Havrilesky
January 28, 2003