Tom and Penelope even powder their noses together; Hugh Grant throws down for remote-controlled bachelor pad. Plus: Cage and Presley can't help falling out of love; Britney, like, loves Mike Myers!
Gene Simmons boasts 4,600 sexual conquests -- in detail; Ben Bratt feeling no pain. Plus: Streep and Janney won't do sex scene; Britney strips for some cause or other.
Stallone considers hauling out the thong again; Julia Roberts: Pot makes me sleepy! Plus: J.Lo goes princess again; and who's got the video of Vanilla Ice and Madonna getting freaky?
All about Gwyneth Paltrow's naked butt and the "lyin', cheatin' scum bags" she loves. Plus: Eminem's new No. 1 fan and Benjamin Bratt's life without Julia Roberts.
Celine Dion decides suing over skinny-dipping claim is no longer important; Oasis' Noel Gallagher gets nasty. Plus: Joan Rivers won't sing -- so what's the bad news?
Ted Nugent drools over Spears and Aguilera; Destiny's Child talks facial hair; Julia Roberts fears fatness. Plus: Electra hits Vegas; and Don Johnson sued for groping!
Amber shows some skin -- but nobody pays her to do it; Julia Roberts' head size debated by knitters. Plus: Classic rockers get the classic diss, and a "Real World" vet lands in real trouble.
Benjamin Bratt blabs about undies and the odor of Julia's largest organ; Billy Crystal gets cranky about magic numbers. Plus: Ivana Trump spanked and Miss France presumed to be a woman!
A pastor's memo to Britney Spears, the Teletubbies' weight loss program, Jerry Springer vies for a post in the House of Lords and Julia Roberts gets a hand in the men's room.
A free Puffy stumbles across J.Lo and her beau at a post-Oscar party; Kate Beckinsale admits to peeing in director's thermos. Plus: Costner courts Prince Andrew, and Eminem gets dissed by Woolworth's.