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There's a bold new spirit in America: Downtrodden workers slaving harder than ever to build a better life for members of the investor class!
By Joyce McGreevy
March 12, 2005
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In asking for $82 billion more for the Iraq war, Bush shows his strong commitment to sacrifice, for both Americans and Iraqis!
By Joyce McGreevy
February 22, 2005
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In a gutsy move, the president proposes to privatize the federal deficit by creating a debt ownership society, one "that will allow the have-nots to fully have naught."
By Joyce McGreevy
February 3, 2005
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"My promise to the American people: To cast a wide net for freedom, from the ancient ruins of Enron to the future ruins of Iran."
By Joyce McGreevy
January 20, 2005
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Innovative gadgets make it easier than ever to rid the country of pesky democracy!
By Joyce McGreevy
January 7, 2005
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Fraud suppress us, every one! And more holiday cheer-mongering.
By Joyce McGreevy
December 7, 2004
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Block the vote. A loofah in every shower. One flu over the Cuckoo's Nest. There's no telling what we'll see!
By Joyce McGreevy
October 23, 2004
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A theater review of the third presidential debate.
By Joyce McGreevy
October 14, 2004
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In a painstaking recap of the second presidential debate, the audience comes out ahead.
By Joyce McGreevy
October 9, 2004
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Poked and prodded by his younger opponent, Old Dick lets loose clouds of steam and ash but doesn't blow.
By Joyce McGreevy
October 6, 2004
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The Bush/Kerry debate in translation.
By Joyce McGreevy
October 1, 2004
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Even Bush-bashers can't deny that for just $200 billion, America is getting its money's worth of chaos, death and disorder!
By Joyce McGreevy
September 27, 2004
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At the reeducation seminar "Electoral Madness Made Easy," we'll tell you everything you need to know to destroy your favorite nation!
By Joyce McGreevy
September 14, 2004
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An exclusive look at George W. Bush's nomination speech.
By Joyce McGreevy
August 27, 2004
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Concerned about meaningless gibberish from the president? Agitated about the imminent loss of overtime benefits? Have no fear, Ms. Management is here.
By Joyce McGreevy
August 16, 2004
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The right wing accuses me and my fellow Dems of being negative. Hell, we'd be smirking like W. himself if he hadn't trashed our country!
By Joyce McGreevy
August 2, 2004
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Get on the bus and don't forget your voter registration cards.
By Joyce McGreevy
July 19, 2004
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Free mandatory screenings of this upbeat, people-positive documentary improve America's economic outlook!
By Joyce McGreevy
July 6, 2004
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Economic indicators signal good news for the rich, but minimum-wage latte drinkers are advised to cut back on the caffeine.
By Joyce McGreevy
June 21, 2004
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Times are hard for everyone. But the heaviest burden is borne by the SUV owners forced off the road by tragically high gas prices.
By Joyce McGreevy
June 7, 2004
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There's so much going on in the world today, it's easy to overlook the lovable rogues who are ripping us off. Let's lift a glass to them!
By Joyce McGreevy
May 17, 2004
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Get the women and children off the streets -- the recovery is coming!
By Joyce McGreevy
May 3, 2004
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Dubya strategists puzzled as campaign launch fizzles.
By Joyce McGreevy
April 19, 2004
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Will the economy really commit scary Kerry?
By Joyce McGreevy
April 5, 2004
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"Mine eyes have seen the glory of the efficiency of the Board. They are sampling better vintage now that jobs have been offshored."
By Joyce McGreevy
March 22, 2004