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Yow! Avalanche of reality TV, heading this way! A new batch of fame-seeking mutants, strutting hotties and whining losers. Plus: Simon, please keep your sexual fantasies to yourself.
By Heather Havrilesky
February 28, 2005
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The Southland's Doppler 7000 chases raindrops, "The
Bachelorette" chases ambivalent pretty boys, and "Jonny Zero" fights crime with more crime. Plus: What's more fun than a barrel of super-rich, whiny teenagers?
By Heather Havrilesky
February 21, 2005
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Torment and torture hit the small screen, from "24" to "Taxicab Confessions" to the finale of "The Amazing Race." Plus: Find out what artistic integrity and chunky eyeliner have in common!
By Heather Havrilesky
February 14, 2005
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Escandalo! Hot lesbian teens on "The O.C."! Kelly and Ashlee lip-sync pop and pop pills on MTV! Plus: Fonzie thrills and monkey meat ills!
By Heather Havrilesky
February 7, 2005
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Codependent no more! Jonathan and Victoria exit "The Amazing Race." Plus: Sundance on the small screen, and science with a sense of humor on "Nova ScienceNow."
By Heather Havrilesky
January 24, 2005
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From "Supernanny" to "Carnivale" to "Wickedly
Perfect" to the new detective show "Numbers," Good tries to kick Evil's
ass with naughty stools, roasted lamb and really tough math equations.
By Heather Havrilesky
January 17, 2005
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NBC's "Committed" makes the unstable look adorable, Patricia Arquette makes psychics look sexy, and HBO's "Unscripted" makes struggling actors look ... about the same as they've ever looked.
By Heather Havrilesky
January 10, 2005
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Why is Brokaw so fixated on your grandpa? What does
kitty want for breakfast? What do desperate psychiatrists, cartoonish
housewives and bad bosses have in common? You've got questions; we've
got even more questions.
By Heather Havrilesky
December 6, 2004
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All hail Adventure Week! Featuring hair-raising
encounters with crappy, overpriced appliances, whiny 30-something women, devil-may-care mountain climbers, and squabbling married couples!
By Heather Havrilesky
November 22, 2004
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What's the funniest: Smokers trying to kick, vaginas with tentacles, or teary-eyed models? All your most probing questions answered here.
By Heather Havrilesky
November 8, 2004
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This column was guest-written by a freedom-loving Afghan warlord. That's why it sings the praises of Heather Locklear and wanders merrily through three different corpse-riddled urban landscapes!
By Heather Havrilesky
October 18, 2004
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From cooking shows to sci-fi, your fine suggestions are
clogging up my TiVo, damn it! Plus: Olympic coverage, the perils of semi-scripted farce, and Grubman gets her own show for bad behavior.
By Heather Havrilesky
August 23, 2004
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Napping to the Tour de France, lapping up celebrity perks on HBO's "Entourage" and slapping up "The Real World's" Frankie. Plus: "The Jury" is dismissed.
By Heather Havrilesky
July 12, 2004
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Watch and learn: Viviana battles the workout robots on "Next Action Star"! The "Amazing Race"-ers stumble out of the starting gate! Plus: "The Casino" proves there's no such thing as a free lunch ... unless you're a millionaire.
By Heather Havrilesky
July 6, 2004
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The summer season is a barren desert, but thank God for "Doggie Day Care" and the encore of "Show Biz Moms & Dads"; plus "Good Girls Don't ..." goes wrong.
By Heather Havrilesky
June 21, 2004
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Beware the ultimate love torture! Avoid that hairstyling Rocco wannabe! Plus: Margaret Cho, the Rosenbergs 50 years later and the finale of dirty, dirty "Deadwood."
By Heather Havrilesky
June 14, 2004
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Why did the WB serve up this ridiculous "OC"/"Baywatch"/"Party of Five" concoction? Why do all Miss Universes have the same cup size? And why doesn't TV just shut down in the summer?
By Heather Havrilesky
June 5, 2004
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Know-it-alls, murderous brothers, franks 'n' beans and your absurd finale predictions -- the most aimless, rambling ILTW ever!
By Heather Havrilesky
June 1, 2004
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Should you waste your time analyzing Tony Soprano's dreams or fearing for Donna Moss' life? The boss of you weighs in. Plus: How will "The Sopranos"
and "24" end? Place your bets here.
By Heather Havrilesky
May 24, 2004
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California splinters in half! Dr. Phil does comedy! Mutual of Omaha's Jackass Kingdom! "Survivor" proclaimed "Best Dating Show Ever" by fans nationwide!
By Heather Havrilesky
May 10, 2004
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When your television is your guru, everyone seems crazy or sad -- from teens who go under the knife to the "winners" on "Antiques Roadshow."
By Heather Havrilesky
May 3, 2004
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Dennis Miller's monkey business. Plus: Disposable drug lords, 'shroomless wonks, and "The Bachelorette" hits a sour note.
By Heather Havrilesky
February 9, 2004
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Bachelor Bobs grow on trees, "The West Wing" rolls into flashy "ER" territory and the average Joes go head-to-head with a bevy of Adonises. Plus: Why Ethiopians need therapy, not used mattresses.
By Heather Havrilesky
November 20, 2003
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This week's tweaked TV featured metrosexuals, matchmakers, and Jen and Brad decorating tips. Plus: The devastating finale of the mind-melting "Paradise Hotel"!
By Heather Havrilesky
October 2, 2003