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Dr. Tatiana mostly offers advice on banana slug penis problems and sponge louse jealousy, but we can all gain from her sexual wisdom.
By Susan McCarthy
January 27, 2003
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I ran into Matthew Broderick and Sarah Jessica Parker and tried to act all hip and cynical. Now I'm really, really sorry.
By Stuart B. Siegel
September 4, 2002
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You may not push that hottie out of bed for eating crackers. But what about for wearing Tevas?
By Douglas Cruickshank
August 7, 2002
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Darcy Sowecki and Barton Winston Biggs II.
By Jennifer Foote Sweeney
June 21, 2002
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The Bush administration is clearing the way for single-sex schools. Why stop there?
By Jennifer Foote Sweeney
May 17, 2002
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Cynthia Heimel made her name by giving girls hilarious tips about blow jobs. Now she says she can't escape her own rep.
By Susan McCarthy
May 8, 2002
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The Kinsey Institute's "Sex and Humor" collection of images is eroticism at its most ridiculous.
By Douglas Cruickshank
May 6, 2002
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Listen to a story by Paul Rudnick in which he suggests headlines for imaginary teen publications -- an excerpt from "Fierce Pajamas," a collection of humor writings from the New Yorker.
Read by Chris Gannon
April 26, 2002
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Want to get off watching fornicating office chairs or "hot gay teen lawn chair sluts"? Check out Furniture Porn!
By King Kaufman
March 6, 2002
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He was irritatingly perfect -- until he took off his pants.
By Augusten Burroughs
February 27, 2002
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As a man's fancy turns to signage, where better to indulge it than the all-star game of trade shows?
By King Kaufman
December 14, 2001
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Play Ping-Pong. Know your animal anatomy. And hire my brother.
By Josh Kornbluth
September 20, 2001
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Forget that "greatest Southern writer" stuff. She was a deadly funny writer and a sly, gracious queen of literature.
By Mark Childress
July 26, 2001
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The former Spy writer and well-paid bastard hates baby boomers (their legacy: the male ponytail) with all his funny guts.
By Josh Karp
July 13, 2001
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What's in a name? A lot, which is why it's good news for the majors that Stubby Clapp has arrived.
By King Kaufman
June 23, 2001
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No, but seriously, Mitch Hedberg is the funniest new comedian in the world.
By Chris Colin
June 22, 2001
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We've got some important travel tips, Mr. President, so listen up: Keep plenty of Marlboros handy and don't mention the war.
By Tom McNichol
June 12, 2001
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My con depended on a Coppertone beauty who was turning heads and raising dicks all over the place.
By Randy Everhard (as told to B.D. Kwiatek)
May 14, 2001
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A new sex advice book for gay guys is slight, sassy, silly and entertaining.
By David Tuller
May 9, 2001
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From People magazine! The list with everyone on it: Julia and Mel and Prince William and ...
By Bill Matthews
May 7, 2001
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We're mad as hell and we won't be misunderestimated anymore!
By Tom McNichol
March 19, 2001
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David Sedaris describes a humiliating bout with obsessive behavior in "A Plague of Tics," from his bestselling essay collection.
By David Sedaris
March 16, 2001
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Memo to crowbar wielders: I hate hot pink -- it was my husband's idea.
By Marla Riley
March 8, 2001
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From Skunkbucket LeFunke to Louis Armstrong to ... Louis Armstrong, Ken
Burns' 144-hour documentary gets to the bottom of jazz. (Did we mention
Louis Armstrong?)
By John Grabowski
February 7, 2001
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Since the XFL went large, Vince McMahon has brought his patented mix of action, sex and violence to basketball, "Millionaire" and "Sesame Street."
By King Kaufman
February 5, 2001
Move over, Dr. Phil!
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Teen Times
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Beating Raoul
Expo! Expo!
How to make a movie, in seven easy steps
Remembering Eudora Welty
Joe Queenan
He just reinvented comedy, and boy are his arms tired
The big buildup
Good gimmick
Exclusive: The 50 Most Beautiful People Alive in the World!
"Naked"
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The longest tootle
I want my XTV!
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