Come on, people, it's not that hard to make. Do you really think we can't tell the difference?
By Garrison Keillor Jul 1, 2009
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Is solitude such a terrible thing to wish for? I think not
By Garrison Keillor
June 24, 2009
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It's all about retail sales and zero about me and I'm having none of it
By Garrison Keillor
June 17, 2009
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The world belongs to the young. At the end, there's a cocktail and memories of laughter.
By Garrison Keillor
June 10, 2009
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A young girl borrows Chopin's passion and transforms an evening. Life is good, no matter the disappointments.
By Garrison Keillor
June 3, 2009
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That's Washington's byword, where public service is all. New York is a different story.
By Garrison Keillor
May 27, 2009
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The theater is great, but it can't compare to the Daily Telegraph's dogged campaign to expose the corruption in Gordon Brown's government. 2,200 pounds for moat cleaning, anyone?
By Garrison Keillor
May 20, 2009
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In other words, we're Republicans. We will not bend our principles to please people we didn't like in the first place.
By Garrison Keillor
May 13, 2009
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She devotes her life to a creep like Larry, but what about me? I'm the son who does everything I can to make her proud.
By Garrison Keillor
May 6, 2009
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We don't need to round up a few Bush-era criminals to settle political scores. We just need some truth, and then we need good train service.
By Garrison Keillor
April 29, 2009
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Since when is farting on a sandwich a felony? People have been grossing each other out for centuries and it's no time to stop now.
By Garrison Keillor
April 22, 2009
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The real message of Poetry Month has nothing to do with rereading Eliot or Wordsworth. It's all about winning the favor of women.
By Garrison Keillor
April 15, 2009
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In spring, a person's thoughts turn toward what you would rather be doing than earning a living, and in this country that means Being An Artist.
By Garrison Keillor
March 25, 2009
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When I resigned from the board, right after my bonus was approved, there were hugs all around and cries of "We're leaving too!"
By Garrison Keillor
March 18, 2009
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In my line of work, forgetting words should qualify me for a fat pension. You know who else ought to get one? Clueless Republicans paying homage to Rush.
By Garrison Keillor
March 11, 2009
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You are left disinherited, unarmed, semi-literate, an exile. There is one less person to remember your childhood with.
By Garrison Keillor
March 4, 2009
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In my day, if the 45-pound icicles didn't get you, the coyotes would.
By Garrison Keillor
February 25, 2009
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A bit of advice: Stay off the obituary page as long as possible. There's no telling what they'll write about you.
By Garrison Keillor
February 18, 2009
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It's time for Washington's ex-celebrities to diversify. I'm seeing Rush making action movies, and Ann Coulter single-handedly reviving female pro wrestling.
By Garrison Keillor
February 11, 2009
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Getting a note of appreciation from John Updike could buoy you up for weeks. Now who's left to bless us?
By Garrison Keillor
February 4, 2009
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Never mind the last eight painful years. We see the new, fresh faces in Washington and we expect them to do the right thing and serve the common good.
By Garrison Keillor
January 28, 2009
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Six-block lines, Arctic weather, packed trains -- none of it mattered. We can believe in our country again.
By Garrison Keillor
January 21, 2009
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What readers really want is dastardly deeds by dark, despicable men, or saucy wenches with pert breasts displayed like fresh fruit on a platter.
By Garrison Keillor
January 14, 2009
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As the Current Occupant imagines his legacy emerging golden and shining in a hundred years after all of us are deceased, you and I go on.
By Garrison Keillor
January 7, 2009
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When you don't understand the language, it's easier to find the dumb childlike wonder that's the essence of the season.
By Garrison Keillor
December 24, 2008
It's time to stand up for homemade potato salad
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