Garrison Keillor

Get busy, Democrats Get busy, Democrats

This country loves its hustlers and slick operators, but it's hard work that gets you through the rough patches
  • Let the uninsured die

    Republicans have decided that defeating Obama is more important than passing healthcare
  • Arousing alarm is easy, teaching is tough

    A murky healthcare bill that no one can explain emerged from the intricate web of compromises. Must be dangerous!
  • Social separation breeds contempt

    There is no better place to learn the delicate ballet of social skill than in a big city
  • How I spent my winter vacation

    Forget the mediocre food. It's the village life we love about a cruise -- the people watching, the eavesdropping
  • God changes with the weather

    In warm Southern climes, one man's warrior view of the Great Giver of Truth gives way to a hedonistic pantheism
  • My Christmas vision

    In a 10th Avenue deli, an elegant girl from the prairie manages a herd of damaged boys with grace and good humor
  • Don't mess with Christmas

    It's a Christian holiday, dammit, and it's plain wrong to rewrite "Silent Night." Unitarians, I'm talking to you!
  • 'Tis the season to be grumpy

    If you're tired of enforced joyfulness, go to New York: Christmas has some opposition there
  • Republicans play Scrooge, minus the change of heart

    The truth of Christmas -- rejoice and show mercy to the poor -- is tested as we move toward universal healthcare
  • The dinner of all dinners

    On Thanksgiving we gather among our kin who know us a little too well, and put civility to a true test
  • Staking out my aesthetic

    Still lifes of flowers? Why bother. The true calling of an artist is to paint the naked female form
  • How to pass healthcare reform

    The way to fight Republicans is to make them think you like them. It'll scare them into passing the thing
  • The great divide

    Some people thrive on the predictable, others keep rewriting their lives. A healthy society needs both
  • Time to move on from Afghanistan

    We don't admire quitters, but no one wants to be the last person to believe in a mission, either
  • Life is too short to be unhappy

    That's why I seek out the young and ebullient. They don't worry about interest rates because they have no savings
  • Betting against America

    Praying the country will slip into chaos, to make Obama look bad, is not a good place for a political party to be
  • I was so wrong

    Even people who oppose regulation and don't mind manufacturing hamburger contaminated by E. coli deserve healthcare
  • Cut Republicans out of healthcare!

    Let them make do with aspirin and hand sanitizer. Meanwhile, the money we save will pay off the deficit
  • The right's middle-finger spirit of contrarianism

    It's as American as rock 'n' roll, but there's a price for being an angry jerk
  • Nice 67 Y.O. male has brush with mortality

    It was pretty clear how lucky I was to be walking out of that hospital relatively unscathed
  • We need a public pet option

    Want empathy? Send weepy pet parents to town hall meetings waving photos of kittycats in need of new kidneys
  • Stiff upper lip, Democrats

    A few puffs of smoke from the other side and you're ready for martyrdom? Get a grip
  • London calling

    Like many an English major, I go to the motherland for the language. I am never disappointed
  • The tragedy of the Internet

    Millions of people have discovered the joys of seeing yourself in print. Unfortunately, no one's making a dime
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