Garrison Keillor

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  • The right stuff

    A toast to the Obamas as they enjoy a brief, golden moment before beginning the grueling business of disappointing their followers, astonishing their enemies and doing what is right for our country.
  • Will Mr. Burly vote for Obama?

    The thought of replacing the Current Occupant with the Angry Old Man of the Desert and Whoopee the Ice Queen is miserable in the extreme.
  • Among the hardy Republicans

    The citizens of Abilene, Texas, voted overwhelmingly to reelect Bush in '04. We've all done dumb things.
  • Let the leader lead

    The American people are poised to do something that could not be imagined 10 years ago -- elect the best man president, regardless of his skin color.
  • Juicing up the ticket

    Dishonest, cynical men put forward Sarah Palin for national office, but the truth emerges: The lady is talking freely about matters she has never thought about.
  • Crash

    A day in which you've witnessed death takes on an aura of fragile loveliness.
  • Where is the outrage?

    John McCain decries greed on Wall Street and suggests a commission be formed to look into the problem. This is like Casanova coming out for chastity.
  • Lighting out for the territories

    I'm thinking of heading north to escape the election. Maybe Alaska.
  • George Bush with big hair

    The hustling Evangelical with ethics issues and a chip on her shoulder could be our first woman president.
  • Who wants to see Sarah Palin as the next president?

    The Republicans are meeting down the hill from my house. What are they trying to say?
  • Rolling with the punches

    Californians remind me of Londoners. They're less jittery than the rest of us, and disaster doesn't terrify them.
  • Meet me at the state fair

    Llama judging, deep-fried pineapple on a stick, hot tubs, acres of machinery -- it's all here for the taking at the annual carnival of ideas.
  • Bring back community baths

    If we all got together naked in a steamy room and got sploshed with hot water and scrubbed down hard, we would be more civil people.
  • It's an amazing country

    Where else could an Arizona multimillionaire attack a Chicago South Sider as an elitist and hope to make it stick?
  • The trouble with John McCain

    Nobody is anxious to see another oldster dithering in the Oval Office.
  • Little-town blues, melting away

    Small gestures of civility in America's busiest city speak of the promise of better times.
  • The livin' is easy

    In the sweetness of July, nothing seems to matter -- not high gas prices, the dumb New Yorker cover, nor the Fannie and Freddie bailout.
  • At 96, he says he's ready to go

    But I sense he wants to hang around until November, to see for himself whether Obama wins the White House.
  • For the sake of the girl with the beautiful swing

    For 10-year-olds everywhere -- Little Leaguers or not -- I hope we get a better president than the incompetent we've wasted eight years of our national life on.
  • What Barack Obama can learn from Jesse Ventura

    I made fun of Jesse for years, but the man knew something basic about politics: You need to talk to the people. How else will they get who you are?
  • The motor home fades into the sunset

    There's nothing like having the freedom of the road and the comforts of home. But $5 gas is pushing the fantasy of comfortable vagabondage to the wall.
  • He's a young black guy, and that's a problem for some folks

    But Barack Obama has gifts that transcend race and his own slim résumé.
  • Everybody in the pool!

    Watching my kid in the water, I have to ask myself, what do I love as much?
  • Playing soldier

    What's patriotism got to do with fat men with ponytails on Harleys?
  • Mutterings over the graves of soldiers

    On Memorial Day we'll hear about men who gave their lives for their country, but many lives were not given, they were taken, and taken stupidly and carelessly.
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