Eminem's mom weighs in on her son's rocky marriage; enraged Gary Coleman takes on the scooter menace. Plus: Geri Halliwell ain't heavy, she's just compassionate; and Gwyneth's stalker deemed -- surprise! -- crazy.
The Backstreet Boys admit to chronic masturbation, rampant farting; David Blaine exposed by a master. Plus: Ellen DeGeneres lands a surprising role, and Geena Davis finds Dr. Love.
Will Liz round out her career as a cleavage-enhancing shill? Michael Jackson hot for shag rugs and La-Z-Boys. Plus: President Ahnuld? Schwarzenegger eyes political career!
Making the best of being "a jerk from 'Survivor'"; Uma Thurman on love and flushing; Yo, Britney, where's the money? Plus: The Anna Nicole Smith workout -- ouch!
King James Cameron prepares to luxuriate in Russia's Mir space station next summer; Bob Barker swoops in for a Big Brother chicken rescue. Plus: Mariah Carey puts a price on those curves.
DeGeneres is driving a cool Mercedes and a hot brunet; Billy Bob in the hospital, Angelina jetting home. Plus: Streisand wants to stay in bed, eat in her car.
New Mariah scandal: Her stuff's in storage! Liz Hurley says she's receiving "extraordinary," "really weird" letters; "Survivor" Rudy: "I can tell you how to win." Plus: Anne Heche talks about Ellen.
The rampaging Aussie turns his attention to Jodie Foster; Tori Amos:
It's another lactation sunrise. Plus: New "Star Wars" script swiped -- Lucas says he'll use the Force to get it back!
The Material Girl may appreciate the occasional gold faucet, but she says ostentation just isn't her bag; Heche bags bad-guy role in post-breakup drama. Plus: Michael Jackson says children come first!
Dennis Rodman comes out of his shell, streams live video from his home to the Web; Ellen DeGeneres looks for those other fish in the sea. Plus: Catherine Zeta-Jones throws a fit, and Survivor plans to sue "Survivor."
"Survivor's" Richard throws down the cash for a tighter bod; Anne Heche might be back in boytown after all. Plus: Madonna gets down on her knees before the U.N.
Anne Heche returns to Earth and the official spinning begins; Mel Tormi's velvety estate goes on the market for more than you have. Plus: Meg Ryan and Dennis Quaid dash our hopes.
A Clinton fan tears off her shirt right after the president signs it; Britney Spears spotted in sync with Justin Timberlake; and Martha Stewart gets carried away with a trespasser. Plus: Fabio's a Gore man, Meg Ryan's a Quaid woman.
Sharon Stone's just like a lesbian, except not a lesbian; Camryn Manheim's not one either. And Harrison Ford, while not a lesbian, is terrified of public speaking. Go figure. Plus! Renie Zellweger as Bridget Jones? V.v. annoying!
Mariah Carey pins eating disorder on comedian's swipe; Marilyn Manson preserves foreskin for posterity; and "Who Wants to Marry a Multimillionaire?" Why, Miss Marla Maples, of course!
Gay men once worshipped some of the most over-the-top female entertainers, but the deification of the flamboyant, the bitchy and the damaged has become an anachronism.
Heche gay? I don't feel it