Our media columnist offers a satirical look at campuses presidential candidates
should skip if they want to avoid a Bob Jones University scandal of their own.
We might have been able to predict that Bill Bradley's campaign would ultimately self-destruct if only we'd known that his favorite novel is "Victory" by Joseph Conrad.
The real reason for Bradley's challenge to Gore is his dislike of President Clinton. This was never mentioned in the run-up to the New Hampshire primary.
Will we get stuck with a fumbling Bush? Given the evil eye by Hillary? Deafened by the shrill mania of gun controllers? And will Kate Winslet ever get the Oscar Helen Hunt stole from her?
