David Alford

  • Anniversaries

    Like all the other blazoned dates of our lives, private and public, Sept. 11, too, will fade away.
  • "The American Bully Strikes Back"

    By David Alford
  • The one war we can never win

    We aren't just angry at terrorists; we are furious that we are not immune to death.
  • Letters to the Editor

    Would Jimmy Swaggart's God forbid sex? Plus: Merger rumors behind hot VA Linux IPO; reducing Russia to vodka-swilling stereotype.
  • Diary of a teacher's last year

    Tenure made me soft. Then an aikido master taught me his moves.
  • Play "Misty" for me

    When a student turned her affections on me, I learned the values of professional boundaries.
  • Letters to the Editor

    Will MP3.com make you a rock star? Plus: If pilots can boost safety, your doctor ought to be able to; looking for literature's "real men."
  • Sexual pedagogy

    All the rules in the world against romancing students can't explain away the elusive emotions of this vocational hazard.
  • Body paranoia

    Ghostly heart attacks, cancers and other assorted ills have plagued me for the last 31 years. Could the cause be my beloved job?
  • Letters to the Editor

    Are 13-year-olds ready for "hand jobs and heavy petting"? Plus: "Weird Weekends" host talks back; it's time for minorities to rethink party loyalties.
  • After the apocalypse

    Returning to the philosophy class that I had canceled, I wasn't sure who or what I would find.
  • Class dismissed!

    After another personal blow-up in philosophy, I took the only out: To shout like Jehovah and declare the end had come.
  • Letters to the Editor

    TNT exec defends "Animal Farm" ad and film; adventurous travelers should be prepared for the worst; "open-source journalism" dates back to Oklahoma City bombing.
  • The migration of the chalk

    In a small town in Mexico, a teacher gave me the chalk and demanded a lesson in revolution.
  • "The Iliad" and other tales of war

    My momentous monologue turns to dust under the scrutiny of a well-prepared student.
  • Artemio Cruz is just a character in a book. Gen. Obregon was real!

    When his students find reality more compelling than fiction, this teacher, a former anarchist, finds it hard to play the authority card.
  • Epic moment

    Sometimes we just have to stand aside and let our students become the teachers.
  • The first day of the last year

    After poker, sex and forgetting, I face a room full of faces and suddenly remember.

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