David Alford

Anniversaries
Like all the other blazoned dates of our lives, private and public, Sept. 11, too, will fade away.
"The American Bully Strikes Back"
By David Alford
The one war we can never win
We aren't just angry at terrorists; we are furious that we are not immune to death.
Diary of a teacher's last year
Tenure made me soft. Then an aikido master taught me his moves.
Letters to the Editor
Would Jimmy Swaggart's God forbid sex? Plus: Merger rumors behind hot VA Linux IPO; reducing Russia to vodka-swilling stereotype.
Play "Misty" for me
When a student turned her affections on me, I learned the values of professional boundaries.
Letters to the Editor
Will MP3.com make you a rock star? Plus: If pilots can boost safety, your doctor ought to be able to; looking for literature's "real men."
Sexual pedagogy
All the rules in the world against romancing students can't explain away the elusive emotions of this vocational hazard.
Body paranoia
Ghostly heart attacks, cancers and other assorted ills have plagued me for the last 31 years. Could the cause be my beloved job?
After the apocalypse
Returning to the philosophy class that I had canceled, I wasn't sure who or what I would find.
Letters to the Editor
Are 13-year-olds ready for "hand jobs and heavy petting"? Plus: "Weird Weekends" host talks back; it's time for minorities to rethink party loyalties.
Class dismissed!
After another personal blow-up in philosophy, I took the only out: To shout like Jehovah and declare the end had come.
The migration of the chalk
In a small town in Mexico, a teacher gave me the chalk and demanded a lesson in revolution.
Letters to the Editor
TNT exec defends "Animal Farm" ad and film; adventurous travelers should be prepared for the worst; "open-source journalism" dates back to Oklahoma City bombing.
"The Iliad" and other tales of war
My momentous monologue turns to dust under the scrutiny of a well-prepared student.
Artemio Cruz is just a character in a book. Gen. Obregon was real!
When his students find reality more compelling than fiction, this teacher, a former anarchist, finds it hard to play the authority card.
Epic moment
Sometimes we just have to stand aside and let our students become the teachers.
The first day of the last year
After poker, sex and forgetting, I face a room full of faces and suddenly remember.

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