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Chapter 27: Friday, Dec. 1
In which Korky Kummerbund reappears and remembers the clack of paws on a concrete floor.
By Alfred Alcorn Sep 7, 2001
Chapter 26: Tuesday, Nov. 28
In which it's revealed that Miss Tangent's mother has Jesus for breakfast, and Big Moe and the Crazy Russian enter the picture.
By Alfred Alcorn Sep 5, 2001
Chapter 25: Saturday, Nov. 26
In which a fireside chat veers toward aphrodisiacs, and Diantha gets saucy and confessional.
By Alfred Alcorn Aug 31, 2001
Chapter 24: Tuesday, Nov. 21
In which a food review seems to be evidence of a kidnap case and a sick, deranged mind.
By Alfred Alcorn Aug 29, 2001
Chapter 23: Monday, Nov. 20
In which we learn about the principle of undue temptation and the parasites that feed on society's vulnerabilities.
By Alfred Alcorn Aug 27, 2001
Chapter 22: Saturday, Nov. 18
In which the kingdom of grinning death is found to be a very suspicious polling place.
By Alfred Alcorn Aug 24, 2001
Chapter 21: Friday, Nov. 17
In which the Corny Chard videotape turns out be the dinner show -- from the heart of darkness.
By Alfred Alcorn Aug 22, 2001
Chapter 20: Thursday, Nov. 16
In which there's a report of "a blockbuster aphrodisiac," and Sixpack is caught doing the wild thing with Candy Dolores.
By Alfred Alcorn Aug 20, 2001
Chapter 19: Monday, Nov. 13
In which the curriculum vitae of Ms. Celeste Tangent reveals some unusual work experience.
By Alfred Alcorn Aug 10, 2001
Chapter 18: Saturday, Nov. 11
In which Norman watches the video sent by Corny Chard. Since when do cooking shows feature chain saws?
By Alfred Alcorn Aug 8, 2001
Nude escape
Female pickpockets in Hong Kong have a bold new strategy for evading police.
By Chris Colin Aug 7, 2001
Chapter 17: Thursday, Nov. 9
In which a mysterious videotape arrives from the upper Orinoco, home of the last cannibals, and some bone mold is inspected.
By Alfred Alcorn Aug 6, 2001
Chapter 14: Tuesday, Oct. 31
In which two more bodies are discovered along with an odd video hookup, and a gorilla and a nun approach Norman's house.
By Alfred Alcorn Jul 30, 2001
Chapter 13: Friday, Oct. 27
In which sexy Sixy joins the family, Norman goes after a file and there's a thumping in the house's nether regions.
By Alfred Alcorn Jul 27, 2001
Chapter 12: Thursday, Oct. 26
In which Worried reveals the ugly truth about two dead bunnies and Malachy Morin talks big bucks and brass plates.
By Alfred Alcorn Jul 25, 2001
Chapter 11: Wednesday, Oct. 25
In which it's claimed that Pip was a sexual gourmet who had "curious notions as to where the sun shines."
By Alfred Alcorn Jul 23, 2001
Chapter 10: Monday, Oct. 23
In which Worried identifies the blond in the video, and Norman becomes both shocked and aroused during dinner.
By Alfred Alcorn Jul 20, 2001
Chapter 8: Saturday, Oct. 14
In which we learn that life is the joke of a whimsical creator, and virility more suitable to a younger man is a burden.
By Alfred Alcorn Jul 16, 2001
Chapter 7: Friday, Oct. 13
In which the God gene, among other things, is discussed, and there's some rather heated talk about growing a second sex organ.
By Alfred Alcorn Jul 13, 2001
Chapter 6: Thursday, Oct. 12
In which, sadly, breaking a habit called "life" becomes a real possibility.
By Alfred Alcorn Jul 11, 2001
Chapter 5: Tuesday, Oct. 10
In which Worried is asked to bury two bodies and the animal-rights contingent gets riled up.
By Alfred Alcorn Jul 9, 2001
Chapter 4: Oct. 5
In which Worried sends another message and, by the way, mentions a couple of bodies in a bag.
By Alfred Alcorn Jul 2, 2001
Chapter 3: Monday, Oct. 2
In which Worried sends a video of a well-fleshed blond and two gentlemen indulging in intimate calisthenics.
By Alfred Alcorn Jun 29, 2001
Chapter 2: Friday, Sept. 29
In which Worried is contacted and our victims are imagined as cartoonishly Larsonesque sexual monsters.
By Alfred Alcorn Jun 27, 2001
On the lam, but online
Self-avowed antiabortion terrorist Clayton Waagner is a fugitive, but by posting a pledge to kill abortion providers, he may have given the feds just what they need to catch him.
By Frederick Clarkson Jun 27, 2001
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