Christmas

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Irving the Snowchicken is coming to town Irving the Snowchicken is coming to town
Forget Christmakkah and Festivus. Our interfaith holiday involves a magical rooster who fills the children's pants with presents.
My married boyfriend's ditching me for Christmas My married boyfriend's ditching me for Christmas
He's going home to his family without me. Could that be because we're both still hitched?
I'll be  alone for Christmas -- merrily! I'll be alone for Christmas -- merrily!
Do not pity me: I prefer solitude.
All I need for Christmas All I need for Christmas
A big orange and some fresh pine boughs and "Silent Night." A few details bring back a snowy night in Minnesota years ago.
Childhood's end Childhood's end
When your children grow up, you have to say goodbye to part of them -- and part of yourself.
The meaning of Christmas The meaning of Christmas
In which Bob and Carol Cratchit, on a holiday cruise, are visited by Scrooge's ghost.
Away in an awesome manger Away in an awesome manger
The Nativity story is a cornerstone of the Christian faith but can be a big hurdle for a bunch of skeptical New York teenagers.
It's gift-giving time, and I'm cranky about gift cards and pushy kids It's gift-giving time, and I'm cranky about gift cards and pushy kids
It used to be so much fun to pick out the perfect gift. Now it seems kids just want the cash.
It's not a wonderful life It's not a wonderful life
Tired of chirpy carols and stale sugar cookies and your whole annoying family? Here's a delectably dark holiday TV viewing guide -- an antidote for anyone burned out on holiday cheer.
The man in the red suit The man in the red suit
An endearing enigma in a scarlet fur-trimmed jacket, Santa has spent the past 150 years spreading joy -- and shilling for Macy's, Maxwell House and Dewar's scotch.
My 13-year-old still believes in Santa Claus My 13-year-old still believes in Santa Claus
Should I tell her the truth -- to save her from the derision of her friends, if nothing else?
The war on Christmas goes global The war on Christmas goes global
But the only thing we have to fear is fear itself, preached by religious extremists.
Nothing but nog Nothing but nog
It's got a mysterious history and a texture that's more lubricant than libation. But old-fashioned eggnog is still America's holiday cocktail of choice.
Hell for the holidays Hell for the holidays
The American Psychological Association says the season is rough on women -- but news stories remind us that shopping is fun!
"Xmas in Afghanistan" "Xmas in Afghanistan"
Singers: no oil, Santa no care.
Season of bragging Season of bragging
Don't expect a newsletter trumpeting Keillor family achievements. My kid was a horsie in the church Christmas pageant, and that's good enough for me.
Floridian elfin magic Floridian elfin magic
Smile: you're on elfdar!
Welcome to the Terrierdome Welcome to the Terrierdome
"Barney's Holiday Extravaganza"
A Christmas carol for 2006 A Christmas carol for 2006
Bob Cratchit builds condos, Tiny Tim is on MySpace, but we can still enjoy classics like "Silent Night."
Don't like Christmas? Get a life Don't like Christmas? Get a life
You may feel excluded by Christian symbolism, but you're in America. Work with it.
Do I have the right to control how Christmas money is used? Do I have the right to control how Christmas money is used?
Last year I sent my brother a check to buy gifts for his kids, and he spent it on a video game.
Christmas past Christmas past
My parents divorced and we moved across the country. My sister told me Santa was a fake, and a plague of mice destroyed our tree. No wonder I longed to return to sunny California.
Christmas with the Wilsons Christmas with the Wilsons
For one day each year, my mixed-up family of Jews, Muslims, Christians and New Agers gathers to sing karaoke carols, munch on jello mold and get wasted at church.
Have an Angry Black Bitch Christmas Have an Angry Black Bitch Christmas
This ain't your Ladies' Home Journal shopping list.
The real war on Christmas The real war on Christmas
It's actually being waged by Bill O'Reilly and other right-wingers. I should know: It almost ruined my family's holiday dinner.
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