http://dir.salon.com/topics/cary_tennis_audio/?source=rss&aim=cary_tennis_audio en-us Copyright 2007 Salon.com. Thu, 19 Dec 2002 15:12:00 PST Ranted by Cary Tennis Thu, 19 Dec 2002 15:12:00 PST http://www.salon.com/audio/col/tennis/2002/12/19/velvet/index.html?source=rss http://www.salon.com/audio/col/tennis/2002/12/19/velvet/index.html?source=rss How on earth were they making that sound? And Nico. Nico! Ranted by Cary Tennis Thu, 19 Dec 2002 15:12:00 PST http://www.salon.com/audio/col/tennis/2002/11/08/postmodernism/index.html?source=rss http://www.salon.com/audio/col/tennis/2002/11/08/postmodernism/index.html?source=rss The writer locks himself in the audio booth, takes a deep breath, and explains the universe in just over 12 minutes. Ranted by Cary Tennis Thu, 19 Dec 2002 15:12:00 PST http://www.salon.com/audio/col/tennis/2002/10/08/jealousy/index.html?source=rss http://www.salon.com/audio/col/tennis/2002/10/08/jealousy/index.html?source=rss Creative jealousy almost ate my mojo. Ranted by Cary Tennis Thu, 19 Dec 2002 15:12:00 PST http://www.salon.com/audio/col/tennis/2002/09/24/rant/index.html?source=rss http://www.salon.com/audio/col/tennis/2002/09/24/rant/index.html?source=rss Volunteering to write "Since You Asked ..." was a lot like saying, "May I carry your bags, please? May I light your cigarette?" Ranted by Cary Tennis Thu, 19 Dec 2002 15:12:00 PST http://www.salon.com/audio/col/tennis/2002/09/10/boomers/index.html?source=rss http://www.salon.com/audio/col/tennis/2002/09/10/boomers/index.html?source=rss Maybe you were having fun in the '60s, but I was dancing out of nihilism and fear. Ranted by Cary Tennis Thu, 19 Dec 2002 15:12:00 PST http://www.salon.com/audio/col/tennis/2002/08/26/circus_rant/index.html?source=rss http://www.salon.com/audio/col/tennis/2002/08/26/circus_rant/index.html?source=rss In an era of diminished expectations, those of us who've never had much hope to begin with are starting to feel lucky. Ranted by Cary Tennis Thu, 19 Dec 2002 15:12:00 PST http://www.salon.com/audio/col/tennis/2002/07/18/world_back/index.html?source=rss http://www.salon.com/audio/col/tennis/2002/07/18/world_back/index.html?source=rss Why is it that when you call information, they've got no information? And why are there American flags in my grilled ham and cheese? Ranted by Cary Tennis Thu, 19 Dec 2002 15:12:00 PST http://www.salon.com/audio/col/tennis/2002/07/09/sya36/index.html?source=rss http://www.salon.com/audio/col/tennis/2002/07/09/sya36/index.html?source=rss Who am I? Why am I doing this? Is it giving me delusions of grandeur? The advice columnist does some soul-searching. Ranted by Cary Tennis Thu, 19 Dec 2002 15:12:00 PST http://www.salon.com/audio/col/tennis/2002/06/18/sya33/index.html?source=rss http://www.salon.com/audio/col/tennis/2002/06/18/sya33/index.html?source=rss And other perils of relationships. By Cary Tennis Thu, 19 Dec 2002 15:12:00 PST http://www.salon.com/audio/col/tennis/2002/06/11/sya32/index.html?source=rss http://www.salon.com/audio/col/tennis/2002/06/11/sya32/index.html?source=rss So they're dissing you at your fast-food job? Life sucks sometimes. Thu, 19 Dec 2002 15:12:00 PST http://www.salon.com/audio/col/tennis/2002/05/20/partner/index.html?source=rss http://www.salon.com/audio/col/tennis/2002/05/20/partner/index.html?source=rss I dislike the word "partner," but that doesn't mean I'm a homophobe. By Cary Tennis Thu, 19 Dec 2002 15:12:00 PST http://www.salon.com/audio/col/tennis/2002/04/23/musing/index.html?source=rss http://www.salon.com/audio/col/tennis/2002/04/23/musing/index.html?source=rss Humanity is apparently in steep decline. By Cary Tennis Thu, 19 Dec 2002 15:12:00 PST http://www.salon.com/audio/col/tennis/2002/04/16/maw/index.html?source=rss http://www.salon.com/audio/col/tennis/2002/04/16/maw/index.html?source=rss I gotta call John, get Bill in here, Walter have a look at this, get George on the phone, fax it to Max, he's lunching at Dave's ... By Cary Tennis Thu, 19 Dec 2002 15:12:00 PST http://www.salon.com/audio/col/tennis/2002/03/26/sya22/index.html?source=rss http://www.salon.com/audio/col/tennis/2002/03/26/sya22/index.html?source=rss What's with these guys who write in about how wonderful they are? A "vaguely intelligent and mildly talented middle-aged married guy" wants to know: Is it just me, or are they even worse losers than the rest of us losers? By Cary Tennis Thu, 19 Dec 2002 15:12:00 PST http://www.salon.com/audio/col/tennis/2002/03/19/sya21/index.html?source=rss http://www.salon.com/audio/col/tennis/2002/03/19/sya21/index.html?source=rss Um, no, of course not. By Cary Tennis Thu, 19 Dec 2002 15:12:00 PST http://www.salon.com/audio/col/tennis/2002/03/13/sya19/index.html?source=rss http://www.salon.com/audio/col/tennis/2002/03/13/sya19/index.html?source=rss Again and again, love begets betrayal. By Cary Tennis Thu, 19 Dec 2002 15:12:00 PST http://www.salon.com/audio/col/tennis/2002/02/27/sya17/index.html?source=rss http://www.salon.com/audio/col/tennis/2002/02/27/sya17/index.html?source=rss I'm engaged to be married, but the sex with my "secret girl" is hot hot hot! She's got two kids by different dads and no job, but she's hot! So, do I ditch the fiancée or what? Read by Cary Tennis Thu, 19 Dec 2002 15:12:00 PST http://www.salon.com/audio/col/tennis/2002/02/14/poems/index.html?source=rss http://www.salon.com/audio/col/tennis/2002/02/14/poems/index.html?source=rss Cary Tennis reads from works by André Breton, Paul Eluard and others By Cary Tennis Thu, 19 Dec 2002 15:12:00 PST http://www.salon.com/audio/col/tennis/2002/02/07/sya15/index.html?source=rss http://www.salon.com/audio/col/tennis/2002/02/07/sya15/index.html?source=rss And she forgot my boyfriend's name! By Cary Tennis Thu, 19 Dec 2002 15:12:00 PST http://www.salon.com/audio/col/tennis/2002/01/30/sya14/index.html?source=rss http://www.salon.com/audio/col/tennis/2002/01/30/sya14/index.html?source=rss Could it explain why our relationship failed? Thu, 19 Dec 2002 15:12:00 PST http://www.salon.com/audio/col/tennis/2002/01/23/rant/index.html?source=rss http://www.salon.com/audio/col/tennis/2002/01/23/rant/index.html?source=rss Should I marry the alcoholic Englishman? He's sober but he doesn't fit in. By Cary Tennis Thu, 19 Dec 2002 15:12:00 PST http://www.salon.com/audio/col/tennis/2002/01/09/sya_extra/index.html?source=rss http://www.salon.com/audio/col/tennis/2002/01/09/sya_extra/index.html?source=rss I like to make men fall in love with me, even though I have a boyfriend. Am I using my powers for evil? By Cary Tennis Thu, 19 Dec 2002 15:12:00 PST http://www.salon.com/audio/col/tennis/2001/12/18/sya_extra/index.html?source=rss http://www.salon.com/audio/col/tennis/2001/12/18/sya_extra/index.html?source=rss Salon's advice columnist attacks a question that just leaps out at him. By Cary Tennis Thu, 19 Dec 2002 15:12:00 PST http://www.salon.com/audio/col/tennis/2001/12/05/sya_extra/index.html?source=rss http://www.salon.com/audio/col/tennis/2001/12/05/sya_extra/index.html?source=rss The girls tell him, "You're weird" -- and they really mean it. But Cary identifies with the guy, and invites him to San Francisco. By Cary Tennis Thu, 19 Dec 2002 15:12:00 PST http://www.salon.com/audio/col/tennis/2001/11/21/rant/index.html?source=rss http://www.salon.com/audio/col/tennis/2001/11/21/rant/index.html?source=rss Give birth to a baby you don't want? Cut your own arm off? What the heck, time's a wastin'!