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I was rearranged by the Velvet Underground in 1967: How on earth were they making that sound? And Nico. Nico!; Ranted by Cary Tennis Dec 19, 2002
Postmodernism: Deconstructed: The writer locks himself in the audio booth, takes a deep breath, and explains the universe in just over 12 minutes.; Ranted by Cary Tennis Nov 8, 2002
You obviously don't know who I am!: Creative jealousy almost ate my mojo.; Ranted by Cary Tennis Oct 8, 2002
How to become an advice columnist: Volunteering to write "Since You Asked ..." was a lot like saying, "May I carry your bags, please? May I light your cigarette?"; Ranted by Cary Tennis Sep 24, 2002
An ex-hippie boomer looks back: Maybe you were having fun in the '60s, but I was dancing out of nihilism and fear.; Ranted by Cary Tennis Sep 10, 2002
Expect the worst ... and be happy!: In an era of diminished expectations, those of us who've never had much hope to begin with are starting to feel lucky.; Ranted by Cary Tennis Aug 26, 2002
I want my world back!: Why is it that when you call information, they've got no information? And why are there American flags in my grilled ham and cheese?; Ranted by Cary Tennis Jul 18, 2002
I can criticize you in public: Who am I? Why am I doing this? Is it giving me delusions of grandeur? The advice columnist does some soul-searching.; Ranted by Cary Tennis Jul 9, 2002
Beware the fires of hell: And other perils of relationships.; Ranted by Cary Tennis Jun 18, 2002
Hang in there!: So they're dissing you at your fast-food job? Life sucks sometimes.; By Cary Tennis Jun 11, 2002
In defense of standard English: I dislike the word "partner," but that doesn't mean I'm a homophobe.; May 21, 2002
Dog bites, cellphones and an incest invitation: Humanity is apparently in steep decline.; By Cary Tennis Apr 23, 2002
"Men at Work": I gotta call John, get Bill in here, Walter have a look at this, get George on the phone, fax it to Max, he's lunching at Dave's ...; By Cary Tennis Apr 16, 2002
Handsome, smart, sensitive? I'll smack you right in the head!: What's with these guys who write in about how wonderful they are? A "vaguely intelligent and mildly talented middle-aged married guy" wants to know: Is it just me, or are they even worse losers than the rest of us losers?; By Cary Tennis Mar 26, 2002
Yew think ah talk funneh?: Um, no, of course not.; By Cary Tennis Mar 19, 2002
Why do women lie to me?: Again and again, love begets betrayal.; By Cary Tennis Mar 13, 2002
Which way to happiness?: I'm engaged to be married, but the sex with my "secret girl" is hot hot hot! She's got two kids by different dads and no job, but she's hot! So, do I ditch the fiancée or what?; By Cary Tennis Feb 27, 2002
"Surrealist Love Poems": Cary Tennis reads from works by André Breton, Paul Eluard and others; Read by Cary Tennis Feb 14, 2002
My therapist stared at me like a zombie: And she forgot my boyfriend's name!; By Cary Tennis Feb 7, 2002
My ex had a dream -- in which I disappeared: Could it explain why our relationship failed?; By Cary Tennis Jan 30, 2002
Since you asked: The rant: Should I marry the alcoholic Englishman? He's sober but he doesn't fit in.; Jan 23, 2002
I'm a shameless flirt!: I like to make men fall in love with me, even though I have a boyfriend. Am I using my powers for evil?; By Cary Tennis Jan 9, 2002
My ex has my cat -- and he won't give him back!: Salon's advice columnist attacks a question that just leaps out at him.; By Cary Tennis Dec 18, 2001
I'm a home-schooled weirdo and my true love is a boozer!: The girls tell him, "You're weird" -- and they really mean it. But Cary identifies with the guy, and invites him to San Francisco.; By Cary Tennis Dec 5, 2001
Since you asked: The rant: Give birth to a baby you don't want? Cut your own arm off? What the heck, time's a wastin'!; By Cary Tennis Nov 21, 2001

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