Cary Tennis

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Sex ed or abuse?

The woman I love wants me to show my penis to her 11-year-old daughter.

By Cary Tennis April 23, 2002
Sex without love

When he's done with his other women he keeps crawling back to me. Why do we keep ending up together when the sex isn't even that good?

By Cary Tennis April 16, 2002
"Men at Work"

I gotta call John, get Bill in here, Walter have a look at this, get George on the phone, fax it to Max, he's lunching at Dave's ...

By Cary Tennis April 16, 2002
Does size matter?

How do you know when it's over, how do you know if you are big enough for her and what should you do if your sister's husband wants to have sex with you?

By Cary Tennis April 9, 2002
Not his type

Everything my husband finds physically appealing I am not. Is friendship enough to sustain a marriage?

By Cary Tennis April 2, 2002
After-sex dilemmas

I slept with a good friend and got the Morning-After Speech: We can't do this again or we'll ruin the friendship. Should I be good and stay out of his way, or go for it, like I want to?

By Cary Tennis March 26, 2002
Handsome, smart, sensitive? I'll smack you right in the head!

What's with these guys who write in about how wonderful they are? A "vaguely intelligent and mildly talented middle-aged married guy" wants to know: Is it just me, or are they even worse losers than the rest of us losers?

By Cary Tennis March 26, 2002
What's a guy to do?

I'm exceptionally smart and well-educated, but I'm ugly and that's why cute girls don't go for me.

By Cary Tennis March 19, 2002
Yew think ah talk funneh?

Um, no, of course not.

By Cary Tennis March 19, 2002
Why do women lie to me?

Again and again, love begets betrayal.

By Cary Tennis March 13, 2002
Strange declarations

Why do married men tell me they love me, then fail to take any action? Plus: I'm in love with him, but his kids hate me.

By Cary Tennis March 12, 2002
Existential ennui and too many dates

Life is hard when you have too many women, but you haven't yet figured out how to handle preoccupation with mortality and pointlessness.

By Cary Tennis March 5, 2002
Which way to happiness?

I'm engaged to be married, but the sex with my "secret girl" is hot hot hot! She's got two kids by different dads and no job, but she's hot! So, do I ditch the fiancée or what?

By Cary Tennis February 27, 2002
Feast or famine

I've decided I'm ready to date. Can I just announce it to the world?

By Cary Tennis February 26, 2002
Normal and not so

Is it strange to be engaged to a man who doesn't want to have sex? And what about a girlfriend who's gone Republican?

By Cary Tennis February 19, 2002
"Surrealist Love Poems"

Cary Tennis reads from works by André Breton, Paul Eluard and others

Read by Cary Tennis February 14, 2002
Surrealist love poems

Could it be that such derangement can rescue us from a torpor of the senses?

By Cary Tennis February 14, 2002
Let the anti-drug ads continue

Most liberals hate those spots linking drug use to terrorism. But as a former drug abuser, I think exposing the seamy drug-trafficking underworld is a fair way to make kids think twice.

By Cary Tennis February 12, 2002
My therapist stared at me like a zombie

And she forgot my boyfriend's name!

By Cary Tennis February 7, 2002
I spy

I found out that my boyfriend is meeting his ex for lunch. Should I "accidentally" show up at the restaurant?

By Cary Tennis February 5, 2002
My ex had a dream -- in which I disappeared

Could it explain why our relationship failed?

By Cary Tennis January 30, 2002
Is this all there is?

I'm in love with a woman and she's in love with me, but I think I want more. How can I break it off with her? Plus: Is it OK to contact an old flame via e-mail?

By Cary Tennis January 29, 2002
Since you asked: The rant

Should I marry the alcoholic Englishman? He's sober but he doesn't fit in.

January 23, 2002
Befuddlement

Bad affairs, boys who won't commit, long-distance love and -- threesomes.

By Cary Tennis January 22, 2002
Love and marriage

How do you choose when friends are getting a divorce, how do you reconcile the need to marry within one's culture and how do you live in a marriage without sex?

By Cary Tennis January 15, 2002