Cary Tennis

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Big issues, big answers

Not enough sex, too much sex -- and what to do with a man who insists on baby talk with his teen girls?

By Cary Tennis July 9, 2002
I can criticize you in public

Who am I? Why am I doing this? Is it giving me delusions of grandeur? The advice columnist does some soul-searching.

Ranted by Cary Tennis July 9, 2002
The old excuses

If a guy ever really does say, "It's not you, it's me," it might be worth a stay in jail for a shot at his balls.

By Cary Tennis July 2, 2002
He wants bigger boobs

I am in a committed relationship with a wonderful man, but he wants me to have breast-enlargement surgery.

By Cary Tennis June 25, 2002
Advice is like coleslaw

My lover turns to his old girlfriend for relationship advice even though it hurts my feelings.

By Cary Tennis June 18, 2002
Beware the fires of hell

And other perils of relationships.

Ranted by Cary Tennis June 18, 2002
Should I stay or should I go?

I want to divorce my wife, but she just got pregnant. Should I still move on or stay for the baby's sake?

By Cary Tennis June 11, 2002
Hang in there!

So they're dissing you at your fast-food job? Life sucks sometimes.

By Cary Tennis June 11, 2002
She's super, but ...

Is it possible to raise a family without frequent blow jobs?

By Cary Tennis June 4, 2002
I hate my girlfriend's boyfriend

We love each other, but she won't leave her abusive, jealous, e-mail-snooping man.

By Cary Tennis May 28, 2002
Whose baby is it?

I'm pregnant, but I'm not sure if it's my husband's or my friend's, with whom I had a one-night stand.

By Cary Tennis May 21, 2002
In defense of standard English

I dislike the word "partner," but that doesn't mean I'm a homophobe.

May 21, 2002
Insatiable

Isn't it every person's right to indulge themselves when they feel like it?

By Cary Tennis May 14, 2002
Couples counseling

Should I get pregnant? Can I forgive my husband? Do I tell my boyfriend I have breast implants? And why does one of us have to have a cock to be married?

By Cary Tennis May 7, 2002
He's sweet, but ...

I'm married to a loving partner with an endless list of positive attributes and one glaring flaw: He is a horrible kisser.

By Cary Tennis April 30, 2002
Dog bites, cellphones and an incest invitation

Humanity is apparently in steep decline.

By Cary Tennis April 23, 2002
Sex ed or abuse?

The woman I love wants me to show my penis to her 11-year-old daughter.

By Cary Tennis April 23, 2002
Sex without love

When he's done with his other women he keeps crawling back to me. Why do we keep ending up together when the sex isn't even that good?

By Cary Tennis April 16, 2002
"Men at Work"

I gotta call John, get Bill in here, Walter have a look at this, get George on the phone, fax it to Max, he's lunching at Dave's ...

By Cary Tennis April 16, 2002
Does size matter?

How do you know when it's over, how do you know if you are big enough for her and what should you do if your sister's husband wants to have sex with you?

By Cary Tennis April 9, 2002
Not his type

Everything my husband finds physically appealing I am not. Is friendship enough to sustain a marriage?

By Cary Tennis April 2, 2002
After-sex dilemmas

I slept with a good friend and got the Morning-After Speech: We can't do this again or we'll ruin the friendship. Should I be good and stay out of his way, or go for it, like I want to?

By Cary Tennis March 26, 2002
Handsome, smart, sensitive? I'll smack you right in the head!

What's with these guys who write in about how wonderful they are? A "vaguely intelligent and mildly talented middle-aged married guy" wants to know: Is it just me, or are they even worse losers than the rest of us losers?

By Cary Tennis March 26, 2002
What's a guy to do?

I'm exceptionally smart and well-educated, but I'm ugly and that's why cute girls don't go for me.

By Cary Tennis March 19, 2002
Yew think ah talk funneh?

Um, no, of course not.

By Cary Tennis March 19, 2002