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She does not banter brilliantly! She misses my clever references! Is she trying to tell me something?
By Cary Tennis
August 27, 2002
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In an era of diminished expectations, those of us who've never had much hope to begin with are starting to feel lucky.
Ranted by Cary Tennis
August 26, 2002
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Is it true that if you love someone you have to set them free?
By Cary Tennis
August 20, 2002
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Our house has become an unexpected obsession, a strange gift, an object of passion and frustration, and a wall to slump against in exhaustion.
By Cary Tennis
August 7, 2002
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My husband suffers from depression and I've taken a lover. But what about my promise to be with him "in sickness and in health"?
By Cary Tennis
August 6, 2002
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I've been faking orgasms for 10 years, but now I want to stop. Should I tell my husband?
By Cary Tennis
July 30, 2002
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My mother hijacked my wedding, and my husband and I now want a "do-over" in Vegas with an Elvis impersonator. Is that so wrong?
By Cary Tennis
July 23, 2002
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Why is it that when you call information, they've got no information? And why are there American flags in my grilled ham and cheese?
Ranted by Cary Tennis
July 18, 2002
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What thwarts love more -- not being able to see or not being able to tell the truth? Plus: How long does it take to mend a broken heart?
By Cary Tennis
July 16, 2002
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Not enough sex, too much sex -- and what to do with a man who insists on baby talk with his teen girls?
By Cary Tennis
July 9, 2002
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Who am I? Why am I doing this? Is it giving me delusions of grandeur? The advice columnist does some soul-searching.
Ranted by Cary Tennis
July 9, 2002
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If a guy ever really does say, "It's not you, it's me," it might be worth a stay in jail for a shot at his balls.
By Cary Tennis
July 2, 2002
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I am in a committed relationship with a wonderful man, but he wants me to have breast-enlargement surgery.
By Cary Tennis
June 25, 2002
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My lover turns to his old girlfriend for relationship advice even though it hurts my feelings.
By Cary Tennis
June 18, 2002
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And other perils of relationships.
Ranted by Cary Tennis
June 18, 2002
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I want to divorce my wife, but she just got pregnant. Should I still move on or stay for the baby's sake?
By Cary Tennis
June 11, 2002
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So they're dissing you at your fast-food job? Life sucks sometimes.
By Cary Tennis
June 11, 2002
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Is it possible to raise a family without frequent blow jobs?
By Cary Tennis
June 4, 2002
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We love each other, but she won't leave her abusive, jealous, e-mail-snooping man.
By Cary Tennis
May 28, 2002
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I'm pregnant, but I'm not sure if it's my husband's or my friend's, with whom I had a one-night stand.
By Cary Tennis
May 21, 2002
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I dislike the word "partner," but that doesn't mean I'm a homophobe.
May 21, 2002
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Isn't it every person's right to indulge themselves when they feel like it?
By Cary Tennis
May 14, 2002
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Should I get pregnant? Can I forgive my husband? Do I tell my boyfriend I have breast implants? And why does one of us have to have a cock to be married?
By Cary Tennis
May 7, 2002
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I'm married to a loving partner with an endless list of positive attributes and one glaring flaw: He is a horrible kisser.
By Cary Tennis
April 30, 2002
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Humanity is apparently in steep decline.
By Cary Tennis
April 23, 2002