Enrique's deep thoughts while standing naked in front of the mirror; Jerry Hall: Looking at Keith Richards made my kids just say no. Plus: Move over Angelina, Liza's adopting!
Harrison Ford spotted with Calista; Americans demand I.D.s from Goldie Hawn, Dick Clark. Plus: More celebrity boxing (think: Drummond residence); and just how much do you love Lucy?
Calista Flockhart, Brooke Shields and Claire Danes discuss vagina
fashion; Britney! You sing
with that mouth? Plus: Russell Crowe and Courtney Love did what?
Calista Flockhart's recent collapse might be dog-related; Celine Dion vows to save her child's frozen twin; Madonna's minister plans to ply the couple with toilet paper.
"What is really 'Latin Lover'?" Ben Stiller on Calista's bod. Plus: Richie Sambora says watching Heather's love scenes is "like working in a pet store"!
Radio station eats its words; Dubya meets "Survivor's" Richard, talks rats, potty habits; Isabella Rossellini's embarrassing underwear. Plus: Whitney Houston really has a problem now!
NBC threatens to deliver even greater idiocy and ickiness to your living room; are Flockhart and Shandling ridin' on the love train? Cher gets slapped with a lawsuit. Plus: Latest casting rumor for "Star Wars: Episode II."
Enough is enough! Lazaro's a strutting bullyboy, Marisleysis is a
hysterical narcissist; Ralph Nader may get my vote; and Phyllis Diller vs.
Gloria Steinem.
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