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A Chinese department store offers a free television to the woman with the biggest breasts.
By Jack Boulware
December 5, 2000
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A TV producer's lewd comments about a politician's daughter-in-law are broadcast on Election Night.
By Jack Boulware
December 4, 2000
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Prince Charles' fund supports a breast pillow entrepreneur in England.
By Jack Boulware
November 17, 2000
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Women.com's new cartoon superheroine, Lacey Brazeer, is an insult to feminists of any gender.
By Andrew Leonard
September 19, 2000
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A South African hospital is auctioning cosmetic surgery like breast reduction to attract uninsured patients.
By Jack Boulware
July 27, 2000
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Showers are not for lingering anymore, rogue hairs are forming their own colonies and I've developed the cleavage I've always admired.
By Stephen J. Lyons
July 18, 2000
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A woman sues her doctor for using breast implants to enhance her derrihre.
By Jack Boulware
June 15, 2000
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Lolo Ferrari, billed as having the world's biggest breasts, died in March, and her husband is being questioned under the French charge of "non-assistance to a person in danger."
By Jack Boulware
June 12, 2000
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The women of a tribe in the Amazon jungle breast-feed small primates and other animals.
By Jack Boulware
May 3, 2000
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Betsey Johnson's left breast disappears under veil of secrecy, NP leaks the story. Plus: Real-life Erin Brockovich extorted by scumbag exes; and Amy Irving ponders significance of oyster predilection
By Amy Reiter
May 1, 2000
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The genome project is getting the buzz. But the real breakthroughs may come from labs out of the limelight, like Gene Logic.
By Arthur Allen
May 1, 2000
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As my perfect breasts begin to lose their bounce, I find myself taking young Hollywood perkiness personally.
By Jami Attenberg
March 16, 2000
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Rupert Everett muses on transubstantiation; Trevor-Rees Jones dabbles in exploitation; Julia Roberts half-naked before the nation. We're gobsmacked!
By Amy Reiter
March 14, 2000
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Vive Laetitia Casta, busty symbol of France! Plus: Oxygen sucks the intellectual air out of women's television; just say no to the war on drugs.
Letters to the editor
February 24, 2000
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Why was a pneumatic Victoria's Secret model chosen as the embodiment of the French Republic?
By Debra Ollivier
February 19, 2000
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Has Sarah Michelle Gellar become a vamp naysayer? Would a flying rock by any other name smell like perfume? In a world full of uncertainty, one thing's for sure ... three hours of Roberto Benigni at the Oscars are three hours too many.
By Amy Reiter
February 14, 2000
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Mamas, don't let your babies grow up to be celebrity parents ... Jade Jagger, Sara Karloff and Prince William feel the pain.
By Amy Reiter
February 8, 2000
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Barney found under covers with topless Norwegian; Tripp's nips? Try lops. Plus: Alanis keeps dishing out the slop.
By Amy Reiter
January 10, 2000
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Welcome to the First Annual Nothing Personal Readers' Choice Awards! Where you dish the gossip and I go on vacation!
By Amy Reiter
December 24, 1999
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Pill-popping weight-lifters are turning to liposuction to lose their balconies.
By Hank Hyena
December 20, 1999
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Britain's kittens purr and hiss: Rupert on royal dysfunction, Kate on connubial bliss. And now for something just like everything else ... John Cleese develops a sitcom.
By Amy Reiter
December 8, 1999
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Scraping the bottom of the gratitude barrel? Here's a roundup that'll have you thanking your lucky stars you're you.
By Amy Reiter
November 24, 1999
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Christina Ricci's Love Hewitt jones; Streisand just says no to running; Monica Lewinsky's zipless clutch. Plus: Auctioning child's baby clothes on Internet? Zero dollars. Drew Barrymore's childhood? Priced.
By Amy Reiter
November 18, 1999
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Winning team to receive funny looks, lifetime supply of custom-made bras.
By Hank Hyena
November 10, 1999
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At a DC Vote shindig, Kemp mingles like he means it; Patricia Arquette reinvents her breasts. And lady of the Senate? Jesse Helms, once, twice, three times a doofus. Plus: Barbara Bush thinks Pat deserves a spanking.
By Amy Reiter
October 28, 1999