Billy Crystal

  • King Kaufman's Sports Daily

    A Hall of Fame debate worth having. Plus: Vasectomy madness in Oregon. And: Billy Crystal suits up.
  • Oscar bombs

    "The Passion of the Frodo" sweeps, and more beautiful stars bravely impersonate the genuinely homely to great success. But all the crooked teeth in New Zealand can't save a dull, dull Oscar night.
  • "Analyze That"

    The mobster-shrink sequel cracks wise for 15 minutes then puts on a pair of concrete shoes and takes comedy out for a cruise.
  • The week in dirt

    How Lo can she go? J.Lo demands deluxe treatment at a 9/11 charity event. Plus: Billy Crystal, Gwyneth Paltrow, Bruce Willis, Seinfeld and more.
  • Now that's Lo

    Lopez demanded huge trailer, fancy furnishings at 9/11 charity event; Backstreet's McClean cured of drink, modesty; "Seinfeld" sanitized for new America.
  • Blue Glow

    Salon's TV picks for Weekend, April 27-29, 2001
  • "61*"

    Billy Crystal directs two relative unknowns as Mickey Mantle and Roger Maris in maybe the best baseball movie since "Bull Durham."
  • Smelly woman

    Benjamin Bratt blabs about undies and the odor of Julia's largest organ; Billy Crystal gets cranky about magic numbers. Plus: Ivana Trump spanked and Miss France presumed to be a woman!
  • Darva: Milking it!

    No more nursing for Conger after nude photos; cameras rolling on new "Star Wars"; Hurley chompin' at the bit for post-Hugh horseplay. Plus: How Warren Beatty consoles Halle Berry.
  • Look out! Here comes a sound bite!

    Being at the Academy Awards has a strange effect on the attendees. Some are moved to eloquence, some to idiocy, while others become just plain insufferable.
  • Confessions of an awards whore

    I sneered at the whole cheesy routine until I was nominated for one. Was I thrilled? I was Sally Field squared.
  • Blue Glow

    Salon's TV picks for Weekend, March 24-26, 2000
  • Blue Glow

    Salon's TV picks for Weekend, Dec. 17-19, 1999
  • Looking for life in all the wrong places

    Thanks to snorefests like the Umbilical Brothers' "Thwack," comedy is deader than Lester Bangs -- and someone is not amused.
  • Say cheese!

    Retro, smarmy, egomaniacal, incestuous -- the '98 Oscars was one of the best ever.
  • The Big Night

    The people cry out to the Academy gods: More cleavage and glitz! Less Crystal!

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