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Opus
Mom, there's nothing wrong with my nose!
Opus
Why would strong women make you anxious?
Opus
Is Obama a black man with a white mom, or a white man with a black dad?
Opus
Women are hysterical? I denounce and renounce you!
Opus
Watch more TV and find out how sick you really are!
Opus
Let the anxiety competition begin!
Opus
It's the season of fakers, flimflammers, phonies.
Opus
Life's little lobbyist for growth.
Opus
Once you can fake sincerity, you've got it made.
Opus
Santa Claus -- or a politician in election year?
Opus
My name is Opus and I am a junkie.
Opus
In war, ya gotta stay perky.
Opus
"Guitar Hero" claims another victim!
Opus
Please. Call me Punkin' Butt.
Opus
Payback for pollsters and the rabid, slobbering media.
Opus
Foolish worries about technology's effect on humanity.
Opus
Pathetic, edible earthlings, surrender now!
Opus
I call upon America to cease hanging her imperfect sons out to dry!
Opus
OK, so you believe in God. What about walrus angels?
Opus
Lighting the way to literary salvation.
Opus
Santa's jig is up.
Opus
First it was Christmas, now they're waging war on the American language!
Opus
Is this what liberalism has wrought?
Opus
We're building snowbabes while the polar ice caps are melting!
Opus
Lovable, pudgy little member of the cartoon world outed!
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