'N Sync honored by Eminem "ass kick" crack; Ashley: What, me worry? Leelee, giant scissors and Tom Cruise; Plus: Britney's baby sis in peanut butter smear.
This "message" flick by the writer of "Thelma and Louise" brays that women are strong and have got to stick together -- but it doesn't make you want to join the sisterhood.
Mensa calls Sharon Stone's bluff; Robin Williams goes berserk over sappy-haters. Plus: Crosby disses Britney, 'N Sync; Lyle Lovett's a hero, and that's no bull.
Ed Koch shares some choice words; Will Smith talks sex, whale gums; McCartney breaks our hearts with Harrison story. Plus: What's with celebrities and castles?
Betsey Johnson's left breast disappears under veil of secrecy, NP leaks the story. Plus: Real-life Erin Brockovich extorted by scumbag exes; and Amy Irving ponders significance of oyster predilection
With an Oprah-book plot and Hallmark sentimentality, the trailer-park melodrama never lets you forget that Natalie Portman and Ashley Judd are hot babes with perfect complexions.