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I'm witty and flirtatious on the Internet, but I can't stand the look of disappointment on the faces of the men I've charmed when I meet them.
By Garrison Keillor
November 14, 2000
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He gives me money, pays my bills, flies me everywhere and swears he wants to be with me for the rest of his life -- as soon as he gets divorced.
By Garrison Keillor
November 7, 2000
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My father's addicted to Internet porn and the whole family's upset about it. What should we do?
By Garrison Keillor
October 31, 2000
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My girlfriend speaks in baby talk, sometimes for days at a time. Help! It's driving me nuts.
By Garrison Keillor
October 24, 2000
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And I'm afraid of turning to whiskey like her long-suffering father. Does that justify my affair with an old high school flame?
By Garrison Keillor
October 17, 2000
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It turns out our race and age differences are nothing compared to this hurdle we must get over: He's jealous.
By Garrison Keillor
October 10, 2000
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My wife has never forgiven me for not being there the night she had her miscarriage.
By Garrison Keillor
October 3, 2000
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My girlfriend went to Las Vegas and cheated on me, and I can't forgive her. Should I give her another chance?
By Garrison Keillor
September 26, 2000
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How can I live the rest of my life without that desperate-for-
each-other, dangerous feeling again?
By Garrison Keillor
September 19, 2000
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I wanted an exciting man in my life and I got one. Trouble is, now he's got time for everyone but me.
By Garrison Keillor
September 12, 2000
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He's my true love, but he's married. Is there just one perfect person in the world for everyone?
By Garrison Keillor
September 5, 2000
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While Mr. Blue gets mellow by the coast, they're feeling frisky closer to home.
By Garrison Keillor
August 29, 2000
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Can I simply stop seeing people I don't want to be friends with, or do I have to tell them why?
By Garrison Keillor
August 22, 2000
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I've tried to tell my boyfriend what I want during sex, but he can't seem to get it right.
By Garrison Keillor
August 15, 2000
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Salon's arbiter of new-economy etiquette takes on egomaniacal programmers, loathsome dot-commers and tedious dog-lovers.
By Dottie Downturn
August 3, 2000
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My mother-in-law couldn't have been more helpful after the baby was born. She baby-sat, she cooked -- then she moved in.
By Garrison Keillor
August 1, 2000
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My husband left me for the suicidal folk singer/welfare mother down the street. I know I should miss him, but I really don't.
By Garrison Keillor
July 25, 2000
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I'm 23 and I've never been out on a date with a girl. Is it too late for me?
By Garrison Keillor
July 18, 2000
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Is it practical to advise people not to get married if they feel any ambivalence at all? Are we setting a standard that's impossible to meet?
By Garrison Keillor
July 11, 2000
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The graduate student my friend is dating has the body of a porn star, but he's her professor. Should I warn him that he's risking everything he's worked for?
By Garrison Keillor
June 27, 2000
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In the debut of a new column on drugs, our expert pharmacologists advise a woman on
what to do with her stoned boyfriend's lack of interest in sex.
By Cynthia Kuhn and Wilkie Wilson
June 21, 2000
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I love my boyfriend but he doesn't turn me on. Should I settle for a frisson-free relationship, or hold out for what my mother calls "movie love"?
By Garrison Keillor
June 20, 2000
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My Internet romance fizzled after I moved to my lover's city. How can I start dating other men and still keep the friendship?
By Garrison Keillor
June 13, 2000
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A boy I dated in high school confessed to me he's gay, and now he wants to say I'm his girlfriend for his parents' sake. Should I play along?
By Garrison Keillor
June 6, 2000
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I love and care for my adopted child, but I don't always like him. Is this normal?
By Garrison Keillor
May 16, 2000
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