By Peter Olafson
I'm not a violent guy. But I just cheerfully burned an entire marching band to death, then kicked a woman's head downstairs. OK, it's all virtual slaughter, but I'm starting to scare myself.
Recipient's e-mail address:Separate up to 10 e-mail addresses with commas.
Personal message (optional):A link to the article will be included in your message.
Your e-mail address:We do not save or reuse your email address unless you sign up for the newsletter.
Sign me up for the Salon Daily Newsletter
Get Salon in your mailbox!