Saturday, May 17, 2008
Time flies when you're being hustled by a veteran john. Fourth in a series.
Jul 19, 2001 | Friday afternoon, 2/11/00
Etienne is back from a short trip to Paris. "Realizing this is intolerably short notice," he began in a wheedling voice. "I hope you still remember who I am? What a week! Could we perhaps ... this evening? Allow me to forget this gruesome week ..."
After almost ten years -- he's one of my oldest customers, by which I mean longest -- he still employs these coy icebreakers.
"Be here no later than six!" I cautioned him.
I have to meet Matt at seven, but didn't tell him that, of course. Never let a guy feel he's being rushed. And never let him know why! Just in case he does feel rushed.
"Bien sûr," he purred agreeably. Etienne has lived on East Sixty-seventh Street for more than three decades, but his accent remains strangely intact. One of his many style decisions.
Saturday, 2/12/00
Etienne arrived last night, carrying a chocolate-brown umbrella with an engraved brass handle in the shape of a swan's head.
"Very handsome," I told him. "Did you find it in Paris?"
"It keeps me dry," he said with a humorous shrug. "My children gave it to me for Christmas."
Etienne's son is an eye surgeon, and his two daughters are teachers. I think he once told me that the oldest daughter is married to a guy at Salomon.
Lying on the couch with my bare feet nestled in Etienne's lap, I smiled as he traced gentle lines on my calves with his fingertips.
"Do you know what your most interesting feature is?" he asked dreamily. "I am always curious to know what a woman will designate as her most important feature. Women are so often at odds with their paramours."
I gazed down at my legs. Sometimes, when I'm with Matt, I get paranoid about my thighs. But never when I'm with a customer. At work, a pragmatic self-appreciation kicks in: I instantly feel, oh, 10 to 30 percent more attractive as soon as I have an appointment lined up. It's an engine that switches on by itself. You answer the phone, make the appointment, look in the mirror, and you see what the client will be getting. It's hard to be so objective with a boyfriend. And lovely to be appreciated by a succession of men over 50.
I was wearing my new zebra-print thong and nothing else -- so I couldn't hide the effect this was having on my nipples. A familiar tingle caused my thighs to turn in slightly. Etienne ran a considerate fingertip over my right breast and smiled. Now, I thought, smiling back, here he comes, as predictable as a clock. Sensing my body's pliant mood, he moved closer. His lips made a dangerous beeline for mine, but I dodged him gracefully and I slid away from his kiss.
"Let's continue this biology lesson in the bedroom!" I giggled, grabbing his hand.
"You are a foul-tempered devil," he muttered. "Why do you welcome my kisses here," he said, tapping the front of my panties, "but not here?" He touched a finger to the corner of my mouth.
"One of life's mysteries," I murmured, slipping out of my panties.
"You never answered," he said, placing his mouth against one breast. His tongue was warm, not too demanding, and my nipple couldn't help but encourage him. "If you had to choose just one important feature?"
"I'd pick two," I said, knowing how much my vanity pleases Etienne. "My face and my breasts." I couldn't exactly repeat my secret answer: "If only I didn't rely on them so much! My face has made me rather lazy about exercise, and my tummy always threatens to betray me. I should go to the gym more often, but I seem to be getting away with it because you keep calling."
He smiled and cupped one breast, then ran his hand over my abdomen. "No quarrel with your assessment -- but for me, it's your skin."
"Really?" How, after a decade of seeing me, does this man come up with such charming new material? He's a born flirt, the genuine article.
"The texture is what I find so ... compelling." And then, as my flattered smile registered on Etienne, his intrusive mouth sought another off-limits kiss.
"Darling," I breathed, maneuvering my neck to evade him, "my pussy is getting so impatient ..." I tactfully directed his face toward my open thighs. Almost 6:30. How time flies when you're being hustled by a veteran john!
When I emerged from my building -- just a few moments after Etienne's departure -- Matt was waiting in a cab, delighted that, for once, I was ready on time.
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