Showbiz luminaries are threatening to leave the U.S. if the Republican candidate is elected. Here's one writer's passenger list for the first flight out.
Mariah sings the blues about her love life; John C. Reilly's a
major fem fan; Julianne Moore finally settles down with her babies'
pop. Plus: Brooke's pretty baby?
Note to paper of record: That wasn't Tom Hanks onstage with
Phish; Dr. Melfi loves dropping towel; Maximus returnus? Plus: Eminem pleads, Don't love me to death!
Timberlake finally spills about Britney: She cheated on me; Julianne Moore likes it better with women; Pam Anderson thumps Bible. Plus: Rowling outdoes Material Girl.