No "Baywatch" babies for him

If it's been eating you up these past few months that you don't know the precise reason that Pamela Anderson and Swedish model Marcus Schenkenberg went their separate ways, breathe easy. Schenkenberg has seen fit to set your mind at ease.

Sweetly, Schenkenberg blames Anderson's children. (What a guy!) And Tommy Lee, too, with whom Anderson is apparently in regular contact.

"There were two children as well as the former husband," he told the German magazine Gala. "I mean, I love children and would like to have some of my own -- but of my own."

And not, apparently, with someone who'd been around the block quite so many times. "Pamela wanted to have children with me but I was not so sure," Schenkenberg shared. "It was a difficult situation, her boys have absolute priority with her. I would like to start afresh with someone and then have my own children."

Have his own children? Now that I'd like to see.

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Ellen who?

"Anne's days as a lesbian have been purged from her memory. She has spent most of August running around with copies of bridal magazines, seating plans and photos of wedding cakes. Anne's wedding is a celebration of her re-entry into the world of heterosexuality."

-- A friend of Anne Heche, who's set to marry cameraman Coley Laffoon on Saturday, on the actress' wholly hetero ways, in the U.K. Mirror.

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A good excuse to eat in

Frightening thought for the day: a restaurant designed by Damien Hirst.

The bad-boy British artist -- known for turning entire animals preserved in formaldehyde into works of art -- apparently has his heart set on turning a seafood pub in a seaside U.K. town called Ilfracombe into a seafood eatery of his very own.

According to the BBC, Hirst, who lives near the seaside village, has already submitted his plans to the local authorities for approval and is anxiously waiting for the chance to move ahead.

"I love Ilfracombe and because I live here it makes sense to open a restaurant," he said.

Formaldehyde-pickled fish fins, anyone?

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