Celebrity most likely to name body parts? To mistreat the help? To lead a secret double life? Scan that pack of pesky publicity seekers and hand out the honors!
Mariah sings the blues about her love life; John C. Reilly's a
major fem fan; Julianne Moore finally settles down with her babies'
pop. Plus: Brooke's pretty baby?
Note to paper of record: That wasn't Tom Hanks onstage with
Phish; Dr. Melfi loves dropping towel; Maximus returnus? Plus: Eminem pleads, Don't love me to death!
Timberlake finally spills about Britney: She cheated on me; Julianne Moore likes it better with women; Pam Anderson thumps Bible. Plus: Rowling outdoes Material Girl.
