As Courtney waxes poetic about Andy Warhol, my gaze drifts back to the lists on the wall. "What about the lists?" I ask.

"I went to a Web site and found out what the top eight plastic surgery procedures are," says Courtney. "What the top eight abused prescription drugs are. A list of high luxury brands -- Lear and Cartier and Rolls-Royce -- those unattainable things that only really rich people can get. And then a list of eight things that I think people want from fame -- sex, beauty, agency, wealth, access, control, happiness, validation..." The lists, Courtney says "show another side of being famous -- having to perfect oneself for the public." The media, he says, fabricates unrealistically pristine images of celebrities that make normal people feel inadequate, and as a result, normal people try to pursue the accoutrements of fame.

What are the implications if Courtney's right? What happens to American society if everyone wants to be famous and no one wants to work for it? If everyone wants status, but not accountability?

"I think people are getting really complacent," says Courtney. "We're getting really lazy and gluttonous, and everybody wants to make $2 million and have a Hummer and drink Cristall. I don't want to be a nihilist, but I feel like we're just pushing toward that point where the seams are popping."

The youngest of four children, Courtney grew up in what he describes as a "straight-up small-town middle-class family" in upstate New York, where his father worked as a salesman for R.J. Reynolds. He majored in psychology at Cornell before heading to New York in 1997 to try to make it as an artist. For all of his disdain for celebrity, Ken Courtney is currently enjoying a degree of it himself. Just Another Rich Kid shirts (Courtney says the name of his business was inspired by all the "kids in the city who portray themselves as struggling indie artists but when you delve a bit more you find out their godmother is Mary Boone or something") have appeared in several European fashion and art publications, and Courtney's name has appeared in bold on Page Six, the New York Post's notorious gossip sheet. "For some reason I was just flipping through the Post," he says. "And I looked at the highlighted names, and I saw 'Ken Courtney' and a reference to the shirts and I thought, That's so weird."

His own minor celebrity doesn't heavily affect Courtney's lifestyle, because as he points out, a press mention here and there doesn't necessarily mean he's minting money from the project. He runs the entire operation out of his tiny apartment and says he gets two or three requests a day for shirts, which he screen-prints in his apartment, often late at night. He has "two and a half" unpaid interns: art, design and fashion students who responded to an ad Courtney posted on Craig's List for help with an "indie men's shirt line." They help out with the business paperwork, button sewing, and assorted other shoestring-shop activities. "I spend a lot of time standing in line at the post office," he says.

Courtney isn't sure how many shirts he has sold or how much money he has earned, and it's not always apparent to onlookers that Courtney's operation is fundamentally an art project. "I like to think that everyone thinks like this. Then I remember that I'm living in New York," he says, laughing. "I'm making fun of all of us for being celebrity obsessed. But I don't like explaining it to people if they don't already get it."

And not everyone gets it. The Strokes' merchandising company, Blue Grape, recently issued Courtney a cease-and-desist letter for manufacturing "I Fucked the Strokes" T-shirts after spotting one in a fashion layout in Time Out New York and another in Vice Magazine. "They thought I was making a ton of cash from it," says Courtney. "I made two shirts! Neither of which sold!" Blue Grape is demanding that he recall the "I Fucked the Strokes" shirts and send all of them to the company's law firm, where they will be destroyed. Ah, the torments of being an artist!

Ironically, some of Courtney's other detractors think the T-shirts are a literal incarnation of the status-grubbing attitude they skewer. Courtney shows me his favorite piece of hate mail. It reads, "I saw your site and have this to say: I hate you and everything you represent. Your 'clothes' are a fuckin' scam. Whatever it is that you consider 'cool' fucking sucks. Anyone stupid enough to buy your bullshit deserves to wear it so that when they are seen in the street, everyone will know that they are retarded. You iron on ugly letters, inane artfag phrases, and wack images onto thrift store refuse, then sell it for a lot of money to assholes who think they are so fucking stylish. YOU HAVE NO SOUL. You and your ilk are a bunch of T. Rex lookin, Fraggle Rock rejects who need to bathe. You are wack enough to get off on this hate-letter. DIE."

Apparently, Courtney is wack enough to get off on the hate letter. Laughing, he pulls out an ad he created from the text of the e-mail. The phrase "T. Rex lookin, Fraggle Rock rejects" is circled in red.

Courtney acknowledges that he, and his popular "star fucker" shirts, will soon face the end of their 15 minutes of fame, but says that even as that moment approaches, he has other projects lined up. The shirts are only one part of the Just Another Rich Kid line, and Courtney says he has new designs in the works. He'd also like to install the "New American Dream" exhibit in New York "if I can find a gallery to show it."

As I cross back into the living area, I notice yet another list, carefully spelled out at eye level on the wall in black stick-on letters: "Mirror, Sell Shirts, Job, Steamer, Video Camera, Studio, Foam Core, Spoons, Tissue Paper." A statement about the accoutrements and pressures of life as an artist? "Oh, that's just stuff I need," says Courtney with a laugh.

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