Losers never win!

Reality TV's sore losers take their parting shots

H.H.

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Nov 29, 2005 | Once you lose, what else do you have to lose? Nothing, as evidenced by this gaggle of reality TV losers who, in fine loserly form, either try to convince us that 1) their values kept them from victory, or 2) they're better off leaving the show or 3) the remaining players are a bunch of pathetic assholes -- so there! But the best part is when the losers claim that their 15 minutes aren't up yet. No sir, you'll see me real soon when I -- click! Goodbye forever!

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