By Heather Havrilesky
Will the American Candidate outshine the actual candidates? Between "Big Brother 5" and "Celebrity Poker Showdown," who has time to shower and eat? Plus: What do we find when we follow punk rocker Ashlee Simpson back to her roots?
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