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Sunday, Nov 8, 2009
Jen: And he's kind of dumb, which is appealing. Oh, and he's wearing a cute belt.
Nathan: You are so gay! Never mind the ass, look at his belt!
Jen: It's much hotter when they're a little afraid.
Nathan: A little shy, a little awkward.
Jen: The guys who are willing to whip it out and run around with it are scary.
Nathan: They get a little too into it. Oh, and there's some more man-on-man ass contact.
Jen: But that was different. For this guy, it's an opportunity to experience a little something.
Nathan: You think?
Jen: Totally. He pulled his pants up, then he pulled them down a little bit again like [whispering] "Oh, I'm not done yet ... I want to feel his butt on my butt one more time." In general, I'm really fascinated by straight men who allow themselves to go there anyway.
Nathan: Into gayness?
Jen: Yeah.
Nathan: I think that's the implicit fantasy of this video. It's a bunch of men drunk, getting naked in front of each other and doing sexual antics. This is one step away from gay action; this is what precedes it. The fantasy here for gay men is the idea that they can get straight guys drunk and do whatever they want with them. There always seems to be a guy somewhere in the background -- that's part of it too.
Jen: I know a lot of women who are turned on by gay male porn.
Nathan: That would make this video really hot. Take it to the next level. Of course you'd never see it.
Jen: I'm ready for it to go somewhere.
Nathan: They're not really going wild, are they?
Jen: Well, this one's got bush gone wild, finally.
Nathan: And this guy, shaking his flabby Jell-O ass around. It's like interpretive dance gone wild. Did he just brag about his four inches?
Jen: Maybe he meant when it's soft. He's completely plastered. Look at the wrist bands: Those are all the places they're drinking constantly at. Do you think the girls got an expense account to buy shots for these guys to get them wasted?
Nathan: I'm sure.
Jen: Awesome. [The DVD ends.] Oh. That was it? They didn't go wild at all. Oh well. As a woman, this doesn't turn me on. If they started sucking each other's dicks, that would turn me on. Let's watch the bonus footage!
[A very young looking guy with a large erection sits on a bed with his pants down to his thighs.]
[together] Aww...
Nathan: He's a total gay fantasy.
Jen: Totally. Look at him. He's a baby. Super cute. And he's got a great dick! Good god!
Nathan: Jen gone wild!
Jen: If she can get him to lick the top of it, I will love them forever. What is he doing, though, text messaging on his cellphone? But see, this ishot, because 19-year-old boys do have dicks that are hard all the time. I love that.
Nathan: What we're discovering here is as a woman, you want it to get dirtier -- or gayer.
Jen: Yes. [The 19-year-old makes his dick move without touching it.] By the way, I love that men can do that. If I could make my clit do tricks like that, I would stay home and practice all day. This is way more interesting. The girls are way more turned on now for the first time. This is sexy because look, he's 19, just graduated from high school, doesn't know what to do in bed yet. You could teach him.
Nathan: The setting is also erotic for the first time. It's a quiet room, he's by himself on the bed, not acting hysterical. He's looks kind of fucked up, but he's not being silly. It feels right on the verge of sex.
Jen: You can tell by what they're filming too, it's all about his dick. It's way more carnal.
Nathan: They're into the dick.
Jen: As well they should be.
[Together] It's a great dick
Jen: And there's no guy in the room.
Nathan: This is kind of going wild.
Jen: Much better.
Nathan: I told you they'd put the "bone" in "bonus." Look: They totally want to fuck him.
Jen: Who doesn't? Thank god for 19-year-old boys!
Nathan: OK. Verdict?
Jen: Gay.
Nathan: Very gay.
