Jen: And my ass. It HURTS. So bad. I leave a little tiny bit though. The last woman who waxed my ass -- who I think has the worst job ever, to be the ass waxer -- she said I should wax my mustache! Trollop! It still upsets me.

Nathan: You do not have a mustache.

Jen: I think she was just mad. And then she took it out on my pussy! She was ripping the shit off really hard. And even weirder is having some woman who's mad at you for having a mustache have her thumb on your clit.

Nathan: But here's the other thing: You groom because you're wearing little bikinis on the beach, right?

Jen: It's mainly because I like to wear bikinis, but also 'cause I want people to play with my pussy. I like the feeling of being completely free down there.

Nathan: Apparently, the young straight men of America feel that way too.

Jen: I just can't imagine, as a woman, getting home from the club with some dude and realizing his shit was shaved. I'd stop and have a conversation and be like, "I could put my mouth on your dick, but first let's discuss why there's no hair down there."

Nathan: You wouldn't do that.

Jen: Totally. I would. It would totally freak me out. I have to be honest.

Nathan: I don't think its weird. Gay men have been doing it forever. But it's weird here because I've only really seen that in gay porn videos. Now here's something you don't see every day: four drunk guys in thongs jumping around on a bed.

Jen: And they're smacking ass!

Nathan: There was man-on-man action?

Jen: You didn't see it? Oh well, now they're going to run through the hallway naked. That's something guys do. But why are they doing cartwheels? And how do you get a tan line like that? Oh, they're really into it -- look how excited they are. They're so excited that they're naked together. I have to admit, it'd be really fun to get guys to do this kind of thing.

Nathan: These guys actually got wild, but it wasn't very sexy.

Jen: They did get wild, that was the best so far. I'd like to see that video: naked men running through various establishments. I like the funny outfits too.

Nathan: It's strange that they don't seem to be doing this to seduce the girls.

Jen: They're just enjoying the attention. But now these guys aren't loving the attention so much. It's different for them. All the guys who are really groomed and shaved--

Nathan: They're way more into it.

Jen: Exactly.

Nathan: These are more like regular dudes. They're not getting off on it.

Jen: This is sexier in a way.

Nathan: You're seeing a real person.

Jen: That's what women want to see.

Nathan: It's really cute that he's embarrassed. I don't think they're that sexy, but the situation is sexy.

Jen: Meanwhile, this guy is so drunk he can barely stand.

Nathan: He's named his dick "The Captain." I do like the antics, and dick tricks, like this guy trying to catch a Frisbee on his cock.

Jen: I want more bologna lobbing! That's my favorite part. Do you think this is sexier because you have to wonder what he's thinking to get his dick hard?

Nathan: No, but it is interesting that he's getting a big hard-on by catching plastic rings on his cock.

Jen: I wonder if they stop and the girls--

Nathan: Fluff him?

Jen: Yes, thank you.

Nathan: I don't know. It's getting kind of boring now.

Jen: What a cheap, nasty hotel.

Nathan: I'm bored.

Jen: The thing I keep thinking is, I wonder if any of these guys ever have sex together, but we won't find out. Maybe in the bonus footage?

Nathan: Maybe they put the "bone" in "bonus footage."

Wow, they can really get him to do whatever they want. But they don't go far enough. You'd think that with the guys this fucked up, they could really get them to go wilder. I want them to make him stick the showerhead up his ass or something. I want to see some wild shit! But the girls don't seem interested in going too far. It's very jokey. I mean, this part here is like yoga gone wild. It's as much about humiliation as anything else, sexual embarrassment. Oh no! This guy is tucking beer cans under his man titties! [The guys going wild explain they're from New Jersey.] These guys are from Jersey! You were right! Oh, this guy's cute, I like him.

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