Hey, chinbeard! Hang up and ride

Fed up with cellphone users on public transit, a lone stranger fights back.

Rant by Cary Tennis

Feb 26, 2001 | Mobile phones got you down? Tired of "half-ass money-grubbing get-rich-quick" jerks intruding on your peaceful commute to work? So is Cary Tennis. Hear him fight jive cellphone talkin' man.

Cary Tennis is Salon's copy chief. He is working on a novel.

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